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#76

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

I think it's safe to say that all the pull quotes for this production will be coming from Glenn Beck.
"Oh look at the time, three more intelligent plays just closed and THE ADDAMS FAMILY made another million dollars" -Jackie Hoffman, Broadway.com Audience Awards
#80

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

give the show credit, I'd say the reviews are at a trainwreck level, but that's being nice.
A Chorus Line revival played its final Broadway performance on August 17, 2008. The tour played its final performance on August 21, 2011. A new non-equity tour started in October 2012 played its final performance on March 23, 2013. Another non-equity tour launched on January 20, 2018. The tour ended its US run in Kansas City and then toured throughout Japan August & September 2018.
#83

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

Wow. I was expecting bad reviews, but these are brutal.

Except Elysa Gardner's of course. She is without a doubt the dumbest and most clueless reviewer in the country. And this review just confirms that fact. I've never agreed with her.

I don't know if the reviews will kill it, but it has certainly lost momentum at the box office, making the same amount this week as last (with one more performance), and dropping to 84% capacity. At those levels, it would have to run about 20 years to recoup (assuming no cost inflation).

Not that they need the help, but Wicked's producers are hoping Spidey gets swatted soon. First week in years that they've been below 90% in capacity. I know, I know, they'll be fine.
#84

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

I just think that it’s a shame that they couldn’t have made something that worked with the money that was spent.

I just wonder how many projects that could have gone on to have long, fruitful lives, that will never see the light of day because of what was blown here.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#85

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

Brantley was pretty mean- he referred to the show as "a national joke" and indicated it was among the worst musicals he's ever seen.

And I agree with him 100%.

I wonder what Queen Julie is doing tonight.
#87

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

so does Spiderman officially beat out Carrie as the worse reviewed musical ever??
A Chorus Line revival played its final Broadway performance on August 17, 2008. The tour played its final performance on August 21, 2011. A new non-equity tour started in October 2012 played its final performance on March 23, 2013. Another non-equity tour launched on January 20, 2018. The tour ended its US run in Kansas City and then toured throughout Japan August & September 2018.
#89

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

Barney I'm sure WICKED is hardly shaking in their boots. It's Feb so percentage is bound to be lower and with the crap weather last week, their prolly just on the rebound.

Has Glenn Beck reviewed it yet? I know he made comments previously but has he like written a formal review?

It will be a sad day when there is a marquee on Broadway that has to use praises by the idiot that is Glenn Beck.
"Life in theater is give and take...but you need to be ready to give more then you take..."
#90

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

As I said, Wicked hardly needs the help, but the fact is that Spiderman could have been a show that actually took some of the tourist market away from it. But it probably isn't.
#91

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

But the numbers from both shows from weeks gone by show that it doesnt' have to BE one or the other.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.
#92

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

It is kind of frustrating that by reviewing it before it has been frozen it gives Taymor and crew the opportunity to say it was not finished.... which they will surely do.
I previously disagreed with them reviewing before it was frozen but given they have changed the opening date so many times I think it is fair game that the critics reviewed it now.
It hardly sounds like there have been many changes at any rate.
So disappointing that they could not have made something of this show - parts of it look spectacular in the footage.
'Downtown Elaiggghhhy?'
#94

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

btws, An AP article quoted the show's spokesman on the reviews:


"This pile-on by the critics is a huge disappointment," said Rick Miramontez, spokesman for the show. 'Changes are still being made and any review that runs before the show is frozen is totally invalid'"
"Are you sorry for civilization? I am sorry for it too." ~Coast of Utopia: Shipwreck
#95

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

Brantley's review is surprisingly even-keeled. He was much more snide about WOMEN ON THE VERGE...
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#96

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

I'm sure most reviewers will go back once its "frozen" and if there are any major changes they will write a new review. Otherwise they may just write a note saying that a new review is not warranted. The producers must be having a fit by now. Julie Taymor is probably as self delusional as alaways.
#98

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

From Finding Namo:

"I'm just free associating with JoeKv's point that never before has a group of newspapers gotten together and decided to publish their reviews on the same day when a show hasn't officially opened before."



Two plays from long ago did not set any opening night, "Paris Is Out!" and "Sarava," and the critics came on their own and reviewed them both. I don't remember if the reviews appeared on the same day. The only difference with "Spider-Man" this time is that this show did designate an actual opening night, which was disregarded by these critics.


As for the show, what a missed opportunity. It could have been a fun evening if they had adhered to the plot of the movie, and had a good score.

But the most frustrating thing about this is, the reactions on this board after the first preview stated clearly what the show's major problem was: the awful Geek chorus and Arachne. Post after post said get rid of them. But in their obstinacy and hubris, the creators of the show just dug in their heels and ended up with this mess of show. It's a real shame.


#99

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

I'm going to call it now: Their ticket sales will be through the roof this week.

The producers of Spider-man are having cocktails right now to thank Brantley and the rest of them for national (and front page) coverage.

Let's be honest with ourselves here, these guys are just trying to keep their jobs so they have to drum up controversy and story where they can. Let them scrape by.
#100

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

RIALTO CHATTER: Major SPIDER-MAN Reviews Coming Tomorrow!

"If they had only done it at the National with Michael Grandage directing with David Suchet and Sinead Cusack it would have been sooooo much better, hmmmn??"


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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