"But Hotdogs aren't noisy are they?"
That's hardly the only point here.
Hot dogs have a strong smell. And after you've consumed that reeking, smelly hot dog, possibly dropping sour kraut, onions, and/or relish all over the place. Then what are you going to do with the filthy napkin or tissue paper you were holding? Put it in one of those noisy brown paper bags you came in with? And let's not forget about the clean up job that must be done under that seat.
During the time I was house manager, it was my job to scour the theater after the show to check for lost and found. Some of the things I always "found" are the following:
1. empty/half empty beer and soda cans. The half empty ones had their contents soaking into the carpet.
2. produce. Full and half eaten. Lots of banana peels, apple cores,etc.
3. mountains of peanut shells. I said MOUNTAINS
4. candy wrappers-empty, full, half full. Some with melted chocolate seeping into the carpet.
5. PUDDLES OF VOMIT
F*CKiNg pigs.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Updated On: 3/27/14 at 03:42 PM