Oh Rosscoe.... if YOU actually read most of this site, you'd know I've been working professionally in musical theatre and other various parts of the entertainment business since the age of 4. I no longer perform, aside from small cabarets and local performances here and there, but I am still very much involved in professional show business -- just behind the scenes. Since I have ALWAYS made my living off my talent (and I'm damn good at what I do, thankyouverymuch) I think I'm the LAST person you should be telling to grow up.
In any event, I personally never said I could do better. Frankly, I think Sara is far more talented than I am. Not to say I couldn't sing the music, but she definitely sings it with a lot more attitude and conviction than I ever could. Well, the score of Spamalot, anyway.
Regarding DM, you're right, I could legally 'spill it' as you say. However, information like that which was never made public isn't my place to 'spill' and puts my reputation on the line. I'd rather keep it to a broad statement than possibly be denied a job down the line because I couldnt keep something under wraps...
And believe me, more people in the biz read this than anyone truly realizes.
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...