I'm getting back from Leap of Faith 2: Victoria Keeps Marching Onward, and it was a doozy, but for all the wrong reasons. It's not a campy fun train wreck. It's mostly just boring and has a score so unmemorable (with false rhymes galore) to make Chaplin look like Sunday in the Park.
The comparison to Leap of Faith is very apt. Carolee is obviously standing in for Raul and Roz Ryan has Kecia Lewis-Evans' role. The opening number is called "Stand Up!," which is far less catchy than it's counterpart, "Rise Up." Leap began with a framing device for Raul to go back and tell us his story. The sister show employs the same device: It's the eve of a verdict being delivered in the Semple McPherson trial. Now is as good as ever for Carolee to tell us her life story!
From the start there is trouble with the set. I think the staircases used for Catch Me If You Can were left in the theater and they just decided to keep them for this show. The two white staircases never leave the stage and cause the same problems they caused for the previous tenant of the Neil Simon.
Carolee is very committed to the role, and sounds incredible. BUT every song she sings sounds exactly the same, and we never get a quiet moment from the character. It's all belting turned up to 11 the whole time. One of my friends commented at intermission that he felt assaulted by the score, and it's true.
The beginning of Act Two does provide a few campy moments when Carolee stages a few Bible stories for her church services. (Basically McPherson seems to have invented the church musical, and that's how she attracted her followers.) The low/high point is when the Hebrew slaves in Egypt dance the Hora and shout "Oy" when the Pharaoh refuses to let them go!
The most frustrating thing? I think this is really good subject material for a musical. McPherson did have an interesting life, and the performance aspect of her ministry lends itself well to musicalization.
Roz Ryan does provide some spark, even though her performance feels, well, not very period. She plays the sassy Black sidekick who once ran a brothel until she joined the ministry. Ryan gets to say lines like, "Sometimes you're so pious you're a piousing me off!" Her number with the brothel girls was somewhat campy, and should probably be cut, but it's her only song so I bet it stays in. It could have been an alternate number for "My Body."
George Hearn is pretty much wasted and gets the "Everyday I Do A Little Something For The Lord," number, but this one isn't fun. It's called, "Demon in a Dress," which has the promise of camp, but sadly that promise is left unfulfilled.
Andrew Samonsky does have a nice song in Act Two, but it sounds like it's from a different musical. Still, the change of pace is welcome and he makes the most out of his underwritten role.
I don't even know how they would go about fixing this thing. I LOVE Carolee, and wish her success, but this is not Parade take two.
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!