_IrisTInkerbell said: "The should make it so you can't get reception at all inside, but then have a free wifi that's only available before, after and during intermission and turned off otherwise. (Not sure how that would possibly work technically but it would solve the problem for everything but alarm tones)"
Intentionally blocking a receptor signal is a violation of federal law, so that's not going to happen.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body