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THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday

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everythingtaboo
#50THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/16/12 at 4:16pm

I miss Cheyenne's thighs circa Xanadu. Those suckers kept that show open a year and a half.




"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008

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Playbilly
#51THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/16/12 at 4:35pm

His thighs circa anytime are pretty impressive.


"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

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#52THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/16/12 at 4:42pm

THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday




They're as big around as my waist.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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Playbilly
#53THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/16/12 at 4:45pm

I was JUST about to post that picture. And, that's not retouched. (Nor shaven, it seems.)


"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

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#54THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/17/12 at 12:12am

I saw the show tonight. It was pretty funny and I'm surprised that it's closing this early. I've seen a hell of a lot worse shows this year then this one.

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Bettyboy72
#55THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/17/12 at 12:45am

It's a cute and fun show but its very slight. Also Graynor was essentially playing Jennifer Tillys Olive from Bullets. She even completely nicked the voice. She was fine but didn't blow me away.


"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

aaronb
#56THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/17/12 at 12:54am

Just grabbed a ticket for Sunday night. I'd probably see Henry Winkler in anything.

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Caring Soul
#57THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/17/12 at 3:52am

The whole affair sound a bit sleazy for Broadway fare, certainly not suitable for the charter bus crowd.

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#58THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/17/12 at 6:30am

I get the comparisons to Tilly, but so much of it is just Ari's natural voice so I find them a bit unfair. As comedically brilliant as Jennifer Tilly was in BULLETS, Ari Graynor is equally brilliant in this. Yes, the material is not for everyone but for a satire on the porn industry I think it's pretty damn fantastic and I'm really sad I won't get to see it again.

ryankon
#59THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 12:03am

Saw it this afternoon. Had a better time than I expected and frankly thought the cast was terrific. Ari Graynor(sp?) in particular was very, very funny and inventive. Much better than I had anticipated and very unfortunate that this show(or any show for that matter) is closing so early. Still, this was an instance where the production was superior to the material itself. I'm glad a I got it see it before it closed. A bunch of pros having silly fun is a perfectly fine way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

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#60THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 7:58am

Yeah, Graynor is not doing a Tilly impression. That's her voice.

Also, speaking of Graynor/Tilly, does anyone know if Ari can sing? She'd be great as Olive in the Bullets Over Broadway musical.

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artscallion
#61THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 8:38am

She can sing. I saw her play Little Red in Into The Woods at Trinity Rep many years ago.


Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.

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#62THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 8:43am

Oh man, I bet she was a HILARIOUS Little Red.

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#63THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 8:57am

I would give anything to have been able to see that!!!!

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#64THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 9:47am

I saw Graynor in the movie Holy Rollers this past weekend. Doing a lot with a little seems to be one of her special skills. She is also very cute...

Updated On: 11/19/12 at 09:47 AM

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#65THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 10:03am

Graynor has a Bette Midler quality to her-able to be bawdy while maintaining her innocence. She was great in LITTLE DOG too. I think she can be a huge star but I also see her with her own sitcom.


"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

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showchoirguy
#66THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 11:58am

Just a thought: Did anybody think this was a joke when it first popped up on the board?

Rainbowhigh23
#67THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 2:19pm

Henry Winkler was at Schmackary's Friday night; I felt so sad for him.

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RippedMan
#68THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 2:43pm

I saw this on Saturday, and Ari was freaking brilliant. Just so funny and so hilarious with just the smallest of vocal inflection.

The rest of cast was great, as well. I thought Cheyenne Jackson lost steam about halfway through. His first scene was great, but then he just sorta went onto auto-pilot. Winkler was fine, nothing bad. However, whenever Ari wasn't on stage, I just kept hoping and wishing she'd come back. Her fight with the big boobs girl was priceless.

I was actually surprised how many of the old people around me were cracking up and getting into it. I mean, it's a little awkward to laugh at cumshot jokes, but you know, that's life.

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#69THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 2:46pm

I saw it on Sunday purely to see Ari, but I was actually surprisingly charmed by the show. I think it could've found an audience and had a nice little run if they'd had the funds to give it some more time. Sad to see this close.


"Get mad, then get over it." - Colin Powell

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Scarywarhol
#70THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 2:52pm

This was a terrible, terrible, terrible play. Loved the cast but I have no idea how the playwright was able to take his chosen topic and turn it into an especially corny episode of Three's Company.

bangbang
#71THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 5:04pm

And he wonders why he isn't offered more serious roles?

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#72THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 5:09pm

Who? Henry Winkler?

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Jordan Catalano
#73THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 5:11pm

Does he wonder that? Is he on record as saying "I wonder why I'm not offered more serious roles?"

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#74THE PERFORMERS to Close on Sunday
Posted: 11/19/12 at 5:18pm

Poor Fonzie.


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