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#26

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 8:37pm

Grey Gardens did have great T-Shirts. But they also had a $50.00 teapot which had nothing at all to do with the show.

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#27

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 8:38pm

I think Carrie should have sold packs of Tampons lol

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#28

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 8:55pm

Carrie should have sold forks to stick in our eyes so we didn't have to look at those sets and costumes.

#29

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 8:58pm

August: Osage County has pill boxes

#30

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 8:59pm

^Oh my.

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#31

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 9:28pm

August: Osage County has pill boxes

I gotta see that

#32

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 9:33pm

I like the "What Hump" bags. I think it's funny, but then again, Young Frankenstein is my favorite movie, so I should like that line. I don't see what's so bad about the bag!

#33

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 9:34pm

actually, I think "what knockers" shirts would have been funny for YF

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#34

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 9:36pm

How about ....

A Sweeney Todd Cookbook... All meat pies! All the time!

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#35

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Posted: 11/7/07 at 10:09pm

I'm not sure about stupid merch, but my favorite merch had to be GREY GARDENS. They had a huge variety and everything was so nice.

#36

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 12:18am

I like the show dolls (mascots if that's what you call them). But I really like stuffed animals period. My friend actually just gave me a wicked monkey doll and I love it!

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#37

re: The Most Stupid Theater Merch You have Seen

Posted: 11/8/07 at 12:53am

I think the more out- there merch is fun and campy... where's the harm? I love and laugh at my Good Vibrations beach ball that I got at the Bway Flea Market. And I adore my I Heart Link button! I don't remember if they had any super ridiculous merch at Urinetown... I can imagine the possibilities...

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#38

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:00am

The original Sweeney Todd apron was great. I had 2 chances to get one and didn't. I have the one from the revival which isn't as nice as the one from the original show.

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#39

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 1:25am

I honestly think the backpacks are cute, minus the writing. If I liked the show I would definitely buy one. Also, I dont think the green monkeys are bad either- there are monkeys in the show, so it makes sense.

#40

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 3:45am

I think most merch is overpriced and stupid. For $40 you could buy the cheapest seat in the house. This is where the producers really nickle and dime you. I NEVER buy merch, would rather invest in a glas or wine or two.

#41

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 6:51am

yeah but you pee out the wine in a couple hours at least you have something to rememebr the show by instead of a headache.

#42

re: The Most Stupid Theater Merch You have Seen

Posted: 11/8/07 at 8:06am

I was debating buying one of the stuffed cats from Grey Gardens.

#43

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 8:21am

I think the pants that say "omigod!" on the butt at Legally Blonde are ridiculous...yet I still own them. Whoops.

Wicked umbrellas though?! It's like they're just thinking of every random item possible! I bet people STILL go crazy over all of it.

#44

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 8:25am

1. My favorite piece of merch has to be the Lambchop finger puppet at Altar Boyz. They also sell some gorgeous hoodies and shirts at Mary Poppins.
2. August: Osage County most certainly do not sell pillboxes, though many people have asked for them. They've also asked for a "EAT THE FISH, BITCH" shirt, which I would buy and wear in a heartbeat.

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#45

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 8:45am

The Grey Gardens stuff was really nice and is REALLY hard to find now. I think it will be very collectible since it is tied to the movie. I love my canvas bag and when I go grocery shopping queens will comment on it and I'll finish every sentence with "you understand."

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#46

re: The Most Stupid Theater Merch You have Seen

Posted: 11/8/07 at 9:08am

Grey Gardens did have great T-Shirts. But they also had a $50.00 teapot which had nothing at all to do with the show.

The teapot was a "tea for one" in reference to the lyric in Two Peas in a Pod.

#47

re: The Most Stupid Theater Merch You have Seen

Posted: 11/8/07 at 9:18am

A musical here in the UK called Hot Flush (bad musical) about women going through the menopause sold HRT boxes to keep your pills in lol

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#48

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 9:26am

omg! I totally didn't even realize he was in a show! I was in high school with him! We did a couple of shows together! That's so funny! Go Justin!!!

Sorry that was so off topic....as to merch....I try not to buy anything directly out of the theatre...too expensive when I can get it off of amazon for much cheaper!

*Charissa*

#49

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 9:29am

Urinetown sold toilet paper. It was wrapped in a paper signed by the cast members. Might have been a BC/EFA thing. I can't remember. I have it, though.

#50

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Posted: 11/8/07 at 9:43am

A lot of the "stupid" merchandise would be less stupid if it was CHEAPER.

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