Okay, this is something really juvenile that my sister and I made about a year ago... Sorry about the horrible captions.
Presenting the Many Faces of Michael Ball, as seen in his rendition of Sunset Boulevard:
"My Edna Turnblad is prettier than Patti LuPone!"
"I'm very sorry, ma'am, but the particularly lumpy cushion I just sat on turned out to have been your cat."
"Hmmm... should I gloat today, or simply be very, very smug?"
"You there! How about a shave? Sweeney's waiting!"
"Heyyy, baby! I’ve had nineteen beers, and you suddenly look really attractive despite the fact that you’re actually a vending machine! I will make out with you intensely as soon as I scrape this peanut butter off of the roof of my mouth!"
"Kissing the vending machine was pleasant until I got my tongue caught in the dollar-bill slot."
"Wanna see my Al Gore impersonation?"
"This burger would have been a lot better were it not seasoned with human feces."
ACTUALLY, I believe you’re thinking of the Sumerians and not the Babylonians, as the...*is hit by a large sledgehammer*
Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy