Ben Stiller and his mother Anne Meara sat behind me at Chita Rivera: The Dancer's Life. Ben looked forward the whole time and made no eye contact. Anne looked all over, waved, blew kisses, touched my shoulder and rubbed it when she accidentally grabbed me when getting up. She was really warm. Ben was in "don't acknowledge me" mode. He was pleasant though.
Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes sat in front of at God Of Carnage.They were seated as the lights went down in the house and they left before curtain call. It was like a week before their divorce. They did not speak once during intermission. They looked at their Playbills. I thought Kate was probably trying to figure out which part she wanted to play in the movie.
I sat next to Marhsa Mason at Easter Bonnet a few years ago. She was really chill and chatted with me like any normal seat neighbor at a show. I never acknowledged who she was.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello