"If you want to get people to call & donate Jerry Lewis does it tastefully."
Something winged just "oinked" as it flew by my window. That's proof that if you do anything long enough, EVENTUALLY people will give you credit for doing the one thing you made your entire career out of not doing. Ever. Of course it helps if you have a visible disability to get your past sins wiped right off the slate. Which isn't to say he hasn't done great charity work. But, I mean, taste? It is to LOL.
Speaking of which, let's talk about Jerry's shelved Holocaust epic motion picture, "The Day the Clown Cried," in which Mr. Tasteful played a clown who leads children to their gassings in a Nazi death camp. (I'm not making this up, you know.) Say, tweens, who would YOU like to see in a musical version of "The Day the Clown Cried." Mendes would direct, of course, and Sutton as Eva Braun goes without saying. Gavin would have to be a young gay Nazi, natch, but who else??
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Updated On: 9/2/03 at 09:43 PM