the best one liner??

[bossbear062]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 1:18am

BITCH! I dont know your life?
Xanadu

Like a Drunk Chita Rivera
ITH

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 1:23am

"Is her name purpose?" - Avenue Q

[broadwaybaby086]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 1:36am

Not the best, but I was always a fan of:
"I'm like her Fairy Godmother. Only slutty."
"Okay. Whatever that was was really good.
-The Wedding Singer.

Also, the one in my avatar: "My word?! You're asking a whore for her cherry!"
-The Little Dog Laughed


"Da da da da dum."
"It's a mean, nasty Republican town."
-Grey Gardens

[mormonophobic]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 2:51am

It's not really a one-liner, but mine's also from The Wedding Singer. It's mostly in the delivery, but I love when Laura Benanti says, in response to "She seems a little tipsy"

I'm not tipsy - I'm hammered!

I just love it.

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:20am

"You said party in your pants!"
-Footloose

Updated On: 9/9/08 at 10:20 AM

[broadwayfan7]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:26am

"We all can't come and go by bubble."---Wicked.

[KJisgroovy]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:11am

"Bitch. I don't know your life?"

Why is that punctuated with a question mark? Is that how he pronounces it? Also, that's like a saying... they say it Baby Mama... and at thousands of drag shows all over the world... why is Xanadu always credited with this line?

[mrcacou]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:19am

As they say on Fifth Avenue : you are s h i t out of luck.
Velma to Roxie
Or its French version which was hilarious when Terra MacLeod was saying it : Comme dirait l'autre, t'es pas dans la merde. Daaaaarling !

Updated On: 9/8/08 at 11:19 AM

[Pippin]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 11:56am

The world is round. get over it. - August: Osage County

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:02pm

Not exactly the best one-liner by a long-shot, but the first one that comes to mind-- in Little Mermaid, King Triton asks Flounder if he knows who Ariel's mooning over, and Flounder goes, "Don't ask me! I didn't even know it was love until the second chorus!" (They'd just finished a song called "She's In Love," and Flounder came in on the second verse.)

Also, I liked in The Lion King when the "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" started and the strange-looking rainbow curtain came down-- Zazu said, "What? This wasn't in the cartoon!" And then he added, "Looks like a shower curtain from Wal-Mart."

I guess I just love it when the script breaks the fourth wall.

[uncageg]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:06pm

I was only trying to be a good mother! - Into the Woods

[Mattbrain]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:13pm

Schmerg, in Boston, it was "Filene's Basement".

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:18pm

^_^ That's awesome. I'm over in D.C., so it's not like I'm in the deep south or anything, but Wal-Mart is definitely more relevant over here.

It reminds me of the Knight Who Says Ni from Spamalot. He always says something different in the middle of his, "We are NOW the Knights who say..." I saw the show twice, and one of the times he sang "You know it's hard out here for a pimp," and the second time he claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

[Mealz1042]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:24pm

anything that comes out of Sonny's mouth in in the heights

[Gothampc]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:32pm

Do you get bed and board?
Frequently
--Lil Abner

Virginity is the balloon in the carnival of life. It vanishes with the first prick.
--The Mystery of Irma Vep

[seaweedjstubbs]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:39pm

"Tracy, be a dear, hold mommies waffles!"
- Hairspray

[Pianist3912]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 3:55pm

Another from Hairspray:

"God, I'm lonely!"

[hpeabody930]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 6:33pm

EAT THE FISH BITCH!- August: Osage county

[glitterandjazzhands]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:07pm

Honestly anything from A:OC is an instant classic one liner. That is, of course, if its one line. LOL. :) "Eat the fish bitch!" is pretty much my favorite.

[dayao]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:23pm

Frenchy in DESTRY RIDES AGAIN:
"I've just heard this dump described as a joint where a rattlesnake would be afraid to meet his mother!"

Updated On: 9/8/08 at 09:23 PM

[moulin724rouge]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:40pm

"you could always hang yourself" - Avenue Q

[Trekkie2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:49pm

"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!"- Rent

"You know you've hit rock bottom when even drag is a drag."- Angels in America

[D2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:51pm

"This is children's theater for 40 year old gay people" XANADU

[sondheimboy2]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:55pm

From "Grand Hotel: the musical", "I have toe shoes older than you!"

From "The Twentieth Century", when Lily Garland shows her Academy Award to Oscar Jaffe, he asks "What did you get that for? Bowling?"

[icantbelive]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 10:09pm

There's a giant on my house!!! - Into The Woods
It's so random!