waitress/beautiful and kinky boots will all announce January closings.

[massofmen]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 8:32pm

anyone agree? 

[UncleCharlie]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 8:37pm

You must be really bored.

[BroadwayConcierge]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 8:38pm

Can you rename this The Unnecessary Speculation Thread? Thanks!

[Sondheimite]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 8:43pm

You've been here since 2004,

you know why this thread title is wack.  

[IlanaKeller]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 8:46pm

Is "Waitress/Beautiful" like "Frost/Nixon"?

Sounds like it could have potential! 

 

[markypoo]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 8:51pm

And even if they did, we'd all manage to get on with our lives.

[quizking101]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 8:56pm

IlanaKeller said: "Is "Waitress/Beautiful" like "Frost/Nixon"?

Sounds like it could have potential!

"

The story of a pie maker from Brooklyn who sings and writes song to escape her abusive and unfaithful husband. She inherits the pie diner when the owner dies and then sells it to cut her first record with The Shirelles.

[bwayrose7]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 9:01pm

quizking101 said: "IlanaKeller said: "Is "Waitress/Beautiful" like "Frost/Nixon"?

Sounds like it could have potential!

"

The story of a pie maker from Brooklyn who sings and writes songto escape her abusive and unfaithful husband. She inherits the pie diner when the owner dies and then sells it to cut her first record with The Shirelles."

I'd see it!

[(Insert Clever Name)]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 9:02pm

massofmen said: "anyone agree?"

not with ur misleading title

 

[lightsarebrightonbroadway]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 9:08pm

I can see Beautiful and Kinky Boots, I don't think Waitress though as they'll always have Sara as support. 

 

[haterobics]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 9:25pm

Wow, taking speculation that used to be in three different threads and putting it into one... what a gift.

[dearalanaaaa]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 10:03pm

Waitress = Beautiful?? I would've never known! Kinky Boots is a likely closing, and Beautiful too but Waitress will be milked more than a Davenport show! 

Seriously though, unless you're a friend of any of the 3 producers, in the industry, related to the cast, or god himself, this thread has no backing to it.

[haterobics]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 10:09pm

dearalanaaaa said: "Waitress = Beautiful?? "

No, it is Waitress divided by Beautiful.

[Call_me_jorge]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 10:11pm

God, I hope. We need to have a theatre open up for another musical revival.

[chewy5000]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 10:56pm

haterobics said: "dearalanaaaa said: "Waitress = Beautiful?? "

No, it is Waitress divided by Beautiful."

Which, considering that Jessie Mueller is the common denominator, would cancel out her third Tony nomination...

[robskynyc]

Posted: 9/16/18 at 11:45pm

chewy5000 said: "haterobics said: "dearalanaaaa said: "Waitress = Beautiful?? "

No, it is Waitress divided by Beautiful."

Which, considering that Jessie Mueller is the common denominator, would cancel out her third Tony nomination..."

 

::logs off & throws phone out window:: lmao

 

[vanbrig]

Posted: 9/17/18 at 1:37am

If Waitress/Beautiful = x * y, where y is the square root of the Hirschfeld and x is the number of days left until January, then how many pairs of Kinky Boots will it take, laid out side by side, to make a line from the Sondheim to the Brooks Atkinson?

[Solipsist234]

Posted: 9/17/18 at 1:44am

Call_me_jorge said: "God, I hope. We need to have a theatre open up for another musical revival."

Yeah, because THAT'S why everyone wants these specific shows to close!

Nice try, Jorge...

[Solipsist234]

Posted: 9/17/18 at 1:45am

BroadwayConcierge said: "Can you rename this The Unnecessary Speculation Thread? Thanks!"

I already deem all of the threads you post as unnecessary, but it's more or less 'unnecessary information threads' than 'unnecessary speculation'. 

BTdubs, can you post some links to your "How Long Do Waitress/Beautiful/Kinky Boots Have?" threads? I can't seem to find them anywhere!

Updated On: 9/17/18 at 01:45 AM

[ggersten]

Posted: 9/17/18 at 1:46am

vanbrig said: "If Waitress/Beautiful = x * y, where y is the square root of the Hirschfeld and x is the number of days left until January, then how many pairs of Kinky Boots will it take, laid out side by side, to make a line from the Sondheim to the Brooks Atkinson?"

a. 42

b. The answer is blowin' in the wind

c. I can't do the sum

d. I'm not that smart

[SweetLips22]

Posted: 9/17/18 at 1:58am

Your heading is a statement of fact.

A question mark changes it into just that, and MIGHT encourage a discussion, but the responses so far have just revealed some very witty posts.

[jbird5]

Posted: 9/17/18 at 3:41am

massofmen said: "anyone agree?"

Agree.  Then again you didn’t specify what year.

[theaterwiz414]

Posted: 9/17/18 at 7:45am

Yeah can you not speculate about stuff like this? These three shows mean a lot to different people. You might not have feelings about them, but that doesn't mean someone else doesn't. Personally I know one of those means a LOT to me, and I felt a pit in my stomach when I saw the words "show x" and "closing" in the same sentence. Please don't speculate unless you know. K thanks :)