Bringthepoon The Ho Cumming Ass! Ass! Ins! Road Blow The Secretion Garden Pork Her! And Bess!! The Big Dad Tiger at the Big Daddy Zoo Buns of the Prophet Uncle Fun Yeah! Eve, Eat Her Joseph and the Amazing Sticky Covered Cream Coat Mack In Mabel The Beauty Queen Does Her Mom The Little Sperm Maid
Welcome to the first annual Porny Awards, for excellence in show titles! My favorite so far:
Fanny Girl Gay Miserables The Two Gentlemen With A Bonah Cherry Poppins Guys and Balls The Man Who Came On Dinner Into My Wood You're a Big Man, Charlie Brown Annie Work My Gun Cumpany The Importance of Boning Ernest Hershey Boys Priscilla Creams In The Desert My Bare Lady (yes, I'm nominating my own) Chest Came A Lot Thoroughly Bottom Billy The Little Sperm Maid
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
Beauty and the Yeast C*NT (Rent) The Sexboro Toys The Phantom of the Ovaries Horse Dong Trilogy Sex of a Salesman Harvey...Fierstein Nice Dork if You Can Get It Titty Titty Bang Bang The Vagina Monologues
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
The Roundabox Theatre proudly presents a season of Bangher and Nubb:
Flora in the Red Panties Cabarape Go Try My Wife The Horny Time Zorba-Zorbas Swallow Me, Girls, Swallow Me Shag-cago 2 on 5 on Sheep The Sex Act Whore-Man Of The Year The Rump And the Tassel Goes 'Round Fist of the Spider Woman Steel Queer Pusse In'er and In'er (aka All About Thrust) (aka The Foreskin In Our Teeth) The Vajizzit Liza's Backside Meat Curtains The Scottsboro Rent Boys
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates
Peter and the Cumcatcher South Puss-ific Pubic HAIR The Motherf*cker with the Twat Spider-Babe: Turn On the Dick West Side Orgy La Cock aux Balls Ballies The Book of Porkin' The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
And if you're into that really hardcore nasty stuff: