Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
#1Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/1/11 at 7:15pm
http://www.broadway.com/buzz/155459/exclusive-broadway-diva-patti-lupone-wants-to-wring-neck-of-twitter-impostor/
Looks like the Patti imposter just got LuPwnd.
kchenofan's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
#2Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/1/11 at 7:21pm
You don' want to piss off an italian woman like Patti!
Updated On: 3/1/11 at 07:21 PM
#2Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/1/11 at 7:33pmTake a good long look at that picture of her. Just do it, you'll feel better once you do.
-Benjamin
--http://www.benjaminadgate.com/
--http://www.benjaminadgate.com/
#3Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/1/11 at 9:00pm
I would have loved to have seen that face off between her and the receptionist!!!
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"
"We have forgotten our public manners"
#4Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/1/11 at 9:11pmThe fake twitter posts are actually really funny.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#5Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/2/11 at 10:11amI'm picturing Patti having a Michael Madsen RESIVOIR DOGS moment, singing "Some People" into a severed ear.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#6Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/2/11 at 10:17amI actually didn't find them funny; just sort of generically queeny.
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#7Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/2/11 at 10:20am
"Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck"...
Now she knows how some people feel about her,
all is even in this world.
#9Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/2/11 at 11:26amI'm kind of obsessed with the image of Patti storming into the corporate headquarters of Twitter and the receptionist just blinking at her.
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#10Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/2/11 at 11:35amSomewhere in the world Andrew Lloyd Webber is sn*ing in his beer.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#11Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/4/11 at 11:55amLove her book. Read it in one day. good.
#12Patti LuPone Wants to Wring Someone's Neck
Posted: 3/4/11 at 12:16pm
"Somewhere in the world Andrew Lloyd Webber is sn*ing in his beer."
As he twitters as LUPONEpatti
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
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