A FLAT EVITA......

lupone76
#1A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 12:39pm

WHAT A MESS THEY TURN A GREAT MUSICAL TO GARBAGE.. ELENA ROGER IS HORRIBLE AS EVA. SHE HAS THE STAGE PRESENCE OF A WET DISH RAG AND CANT SING THE SCORE. THEY BE BETTER OFF BRINGING PATTI BACK. RICKY NEEDS TO LOOSE THAT HIDEOUS MOUSTACHE.THE WHOLE CAST LOOKED BORED N TIRED. TOTAL LACK OF ENERGY. THE ORCHESTRATIONS WERE FLAT AND TEMPERED TOO. THE SET WAS THE ONLY THING IMO THAT WAS DONE RIGHT. I HAVE TICKETS ALREDAY TO GO BACK IN MAY AND IM ALMOST SORRY I HAVE TO SIT THRU THIS HORRIBLE PRODUCTION AGAIN.HOPEFULLY THINGS WILL COME TOGETHER A BIT SINCE IT WAS THE FRIST PREVIEW.

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Lefou
#2A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 12:43pm

Someone likes their caps lock.

#2A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 12:50pm

I'm sorry (but hardly surprised) you didn't like the show Patti.

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Hanna from Hamburg
#3A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 12:52pm

i guess its betr than no caps or punctuation id rather be yeld at than that


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themysteriousgrowl
#4A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:16pm


LOL

I honestly thought you couldn't get funnier, and then you give us this! Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! <3 <3 <3

What this production needs is Bernatte Peters!


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lupone76
#5A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:28pm

Welll MYSTERIOUS, THEY ELENA ROGER AS EVA AND BERNATE AS SALLY CAN DEFINITELY BE UP AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL.....

Updated On: 3/13/12 at 01:28 PM

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tazber
#6A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:33pm

IS THAT A NEW TONY CATEGORY?


....but the world goes 'round

juggles
#7A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:34pm

I'd never heard Elena Roger sing so I just listened to a couple of clips on youtube. I think she's wonderful

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jpbran
#8A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:35pm

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

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themysteriousgrowl
#9A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:35pm


WELL IF ITS NOT IT SHUD B TAZ COME ON THIS IS SO AWESOME CHEESEFRIES TOO


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tazber
#10A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:39pm

I LOVE CHEESEFRYS!


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once a month
#11A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:41pm

...WELL that's the gamble when you choose the first preview! Rather than wanting to be first, why not aim for closer to opening night? The show is set and the actors warmed to their roles. I made the same mistake by attending the first preview of Women On the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown...need I say more?

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D2
#12A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:43pm

But it wasn't a "first" preview, it was a FRIST preview. They're specialer. A FLAT EVITA......


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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smallworld
#13A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:46pm

DO U FEEL LIKE U GET YOUR POINT ACROSS MORE WHEN U TYPE IN CAPS????????///

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themysteriousgrowl
#14A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 1:57pm


CHEEZFRYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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AngusN
#15A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 2:00pm

I have to disagree. I have seen Elena in both Evita and Passion, and she is an unbelievable talent. Both performances were sublime, her ability to interpret characters in an imaginative and fresh way is a joy to behold. I believe her Piaf was just as powerful. Check out the reviews for all 3, she got raves.

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Hanna from Hamburg
#16A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 2:03pm

A FLAT EVITA......


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whatever2
#17A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 2:04pm

angus: c'mon ... the dude's member name is LUPONE76, and you're bothering to take his/her criticism of patti's "competition" seriously???


"You, sir, are a moron." (PlayItAgain)

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Hanna from Hamburg
#18A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 2:04pm

And in case you are interested in purchasing any, here are the Evita Flats:

A FLAT EVITA......


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Calvin
#19A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 2:08pm

Sorry to hear that. Maybe she should see the wizard on Park and 73rd?

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Mister Matt
#20A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 2:15pm

A FLAT EVITA......

Was this thread created by a LOLCat?


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themysteriousgrowl
#21A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 2:17pm


LOLpone76

A FLAT EVITA......


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devonian.t
#22A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 2:35pm

they look delicious.

Just a small point: Ms Roger played the role for over a year in London. She's hardly feeling her way in.

PS I loved her in Passion. Loathed her in Evita.

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castlestreet
#23A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 2:35pm

And my new favorite thread

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best12bars
#24A FLAT EVITA......
Posted: 3/13/12 at 3:20pm

I thought Elaina Rodgers was Mexican, just like the real Ava.

Doesn't she no how to sing it good?


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