I'm at a leather bar right now- Page 5

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/7/14 at 11:01pm

Luscious, aren't all chaps inherently asslesd? So far I've seen none but will update as necessary.

[Jose]

Posted: 6/7/14 at 11:02pm

Have a beer for me. Bedtime. Enjoy.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/7/14 at 11:03pm

If you insist. But only for that reason

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/7/14 at 11:08pm

They are all assless otherwise they would just be leather pants.

Haven't been to a Leather Bar in years!

Updated On: 6/7/14 at 11:08 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/7/14 at 11:12pm

What would Jim Morrison wear. I hope Big John the bartender will let me order Jose'sbeer, because I got caught up in this thread and forgot I paid for my last one. To be honest, I thought someone might have bought it for me and wanted to make sure I said Thank You. Big john said " Oh, you're in that mode now ," which I am but I'm not driving like the guy who just announced " One more and then I go bye bye car bye bye."

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/7/14 at 11:19pm

A remix I recognize. Daft Punk "Lose Yourself to Dance"!

[Luscious]

Posted: 6/7/14 at 11:27pm

"Luscious, aren't all chaps inherently asslesd?"

When worn sans trousers, true dat!

Anyone on a leash?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/7/14 at 11:38pm

I have seen no leashes, but I know "pups" are the new cubs. I'll get back to you if I see a leash.

Once again the deejay plays " Love is a bourgeois construct" by Pet Shop Boys and all is right in the gay world.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/8/14 at 12:01am

You guys ! A Call Me Maybe remix is on again. Isn't this where I came in a couple months ago???

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/8/14 at 12:33am

I dare you to jump up on the bar and sing this to the boys in the backroom (if, goddess willing, there is one):

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/8/14 at 12:55am

It's less a room than something like the size of a voting booth, it's really loud here, so I promise I will give it a listen and maybe sing it in the changing room of the nearby sauna. If I. should find myself there.

[HorseTears]

Posted: 6/15/14 at 2:55am

I'm at a leather bar right now. Waiting on two friends who were supposed to be here nearly an hour ago. No friendly faces, I'm afraid. More (hipster) winks than I'd expect at this type of establishment. I guess the regulars don't show up until later. Feeling a bit out if place here but I did get a compliment on my (borrowed) leather vest.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/15/14 at 11:31am

Had I been awake, I would have asked you many pertinent questions.

[HorseTears]

Posted: 6/18/14 at 12:39am

I didn't drink that much, I can still answer them.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/18/14 at 12:43am

I want the frisson of reportage from the battlefield. As it were.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 10:36pm

I am here again for you all. First thought upon entering when I saw the porn onscreen: I want the address of *that* garage. Ask me anything! And my bosses won't care in the least if they see this. Jus' saying.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 10:40pm

I'm at a leather bar right now.

I came here for the abortion.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 10:41pm

Leather bars are perfect for sweet taboos.

[sabrelady]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 10:47pm

I SWEAR I thought that read "sweet tattoos" and was gonna suggest one of Mama Rose!

[Jane2]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 10:48pm

ok, what are you drinking tonight?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 10:54pm

Coincidentally, saber lady there are not only several tattoo parlors nearby but also a lot of tattooed hipsters. A bartender at the brewery I started at had seemingly I ironic Mickey Mouse tattoos and the logo of the band Black Flag. Two of the bartenders there had Sailor Jerry's swallows on their necks. I would have made out with one of them if I could have.

Jane, I am currently drinking Sam Adams Rebel IPA. I have forced myself to like IPAs, I generally prefer malty over hoppy. But I couldn't beat them so I had to join them. Rebel IPA is delicious and 6.5 % ABV. And my bosses wouldn't care that I told you that. Lush sayin'.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 11:01pm

Just don't start singing Wind Beneath My Wings AGAIN. It's such a bullsh*t song.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 11:09pm

Luckily it's the Pet Shop Boys' Coldplay cover that has just enough layers of irony to make it cool. Just like your reporter.

FinfingNamo. American Leather Bar Coverage You Can Count On. (tm)

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 11:10pm

I generally prefer malty over hoppy.

Me too! But I can't even tolerate hoppy. I hate IPAs!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/5/14 at 11:22pm

I had to develop a tolerance and then a taste for it. Perhaps it'll help you to know that hops are a sort of cousin to cannabis. It did me. And my bosses wouldn't care that I'm telling you this!!!!!!!!