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I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME

I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME

Yankeefan007
#1I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 3:51pm

No, not me.

Cindy Adams' review of Jerry Springer: The Opera.

A real money review.


http://www.nypost.com/seven/01312008/gossip/cindy/i_saw_the_worst_play_of_all_time_831060.htm

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luvtheEmcee
#2re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 3:52pm

Hahaha, and didn't Big Ben like, fall over himself for this one?


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jaystarr
#2re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 3:54pm

I thought you saw the play?! lol! until I saw the link.

My favorite :

This puke played a two-nighter at Carnegie Hall? Carnegie Hall? From Carnegie Hall's great stage, this near holy temple built in 1891, graced by such as Walter Damrosch, Sergei Rachmaninoff, Leopold Stokowski, Jascha Heifetz, the Philharmonic, Vladimir Horowitz, Isaac Stern, Itzhak Perlman, Lily Pons, Jessye Norman bringing us spirituals, should come entire numbers about s - - -? Entire songs around the word f - - -?

LOL!

J*


Updated On: 1/31/08 at 03:54 PM

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Pippin
#3re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 3:55pm

her review just makes me more interested.


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acrocksyo
#4re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 4:03pm

Was she looking at her thesaurus when she was writing this review or what? "The dregs. Despicable, debasing, disgusting, degrading, dehumanizing, revolting, repugnant, repulsive, frightful, awful, disgraceful, discreditable, shameful, terrible, horrible, horrendous, horrific, nauseating, offensive, depraved, loathsome, vile."

How many adjectives can she possibly cram into her disjoint run-on sentence!


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luvtheEmcee
#5re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 4:05pm

It would've been so much better if she had alphabetized them.


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ray-andallthatjazz86
#6re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 4:06pm

This is the kind of review that should instill producers to bring the show to Broadway. Combined with Brantley's unabashed rave, this review screams "BRING JERRY SPRINGER TO BROADWAY."


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acrocksyo
#7re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 4:11pm

Yes I would have loved to have seen it, but I will settle for a broadway transfer.


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Borstalboy
#8re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 4:15pm

Oh, Cindy. That's rich. I think all the diaper talk hit her a little too close to home.


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insertclevernamehere
#9re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 1/31/08 at 9:13pm

bump


Oh, and I almost forgot to mention...I'm the good cop, he's the bad cop.

EdmundOG
#10re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 2/1/08 at 12:27am

Ooh, New York Post gossip columnist's upset about trashy entertainment. That's a nice glass house she lives in. Shame to see it shatter.

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CurtainPullDowner
#11re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 2/1/08 at 1:03am

she gets paid by the word
not by the brain cell
she's a rich Idiot
But i still read her
and I liked the show
See ya in Hell Cindy.

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Liverpool
#12re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 2/1/08 at 1:11am

how was this not possibly about Copacabana

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B3TA07
#13re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 2/1/08 at 1:22am

"I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME"

It warms my heart that people are returning to RENT before it closes.


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mattonstage
#14re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 2/1/08 at 1:34am

I guess they cleaned up the language when she saw "November".


I killed the boss, you don't think they're gonna fire me over a thing like that!!!!

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TheatreDiva90016
#15re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 2/1/08 at 4:56am

They are SO going to use that quote for the art work when this goes to Broadway.


Cindy can suck it.


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songanddanceman2
#16re: I SAW THE WORST PLAY OF ALL TIME
Posted: 2/1/08 at 9:46am

Hmmm i kinda thought some American Critics would find it offensive


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