Finally saw this last night. My what a mess! I'm fine with watching entertaining trash, which the other seasons have been to me, even forgiving the many deserted plot points.
This pilot, however, threw too much on the wall, and I guess we'll see what sticks. Will we ever see the second (alive) blonde drink her liver cocktail? Will the idiotic contraption holding her ever be explained? Of course not! That's okay. Why does the blond (missing) kid have such a bad haircut? His sister is adorable. Is he "special"? We'll see if we ever find out.
I'm along for the ride.
Unfortunately, the wonderful acting that usually helps sell this bad writing was missing for me last night. Matt Bomer did the best job, especially considering he had to act and push around the shopping cart that was Gaga. I love her and all, but she is just bad in this, so far. And give the girl her eyebrows back!!
Again, I'm in for the ride, even if it's just for the occasional acting of Bates' Madame LaLaurie or Lange's "Name Game".
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation."
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