Why Papa, I am not sure whether to be flattered, or a little bit nervous.
it's all fantasy, ywiw.
if i ever stray, the mrs. has assured me that she will channel lorena except she won't leave it laying around to become a frankenpenis.
None of you! Y'alls crazy!
Of course, those crazy people have a tendency to be awesome in the sack, but still...
Well, papa, if there was a category of someone who I would seriously like to talk politics till the wee hours of the morning, it would be you!
YWIW and Papa at home:
"Mommy, why are you and Daddy always fighting?"
YWIW and Papa at home part II:
Mommy, why do Daddy's "love taps" leave bruises?
I'm with Borstal. Y'all's CRAZY!
Well, I'm not actually WITH Borstal.
I mean...
Why do I always click on the ho' threads?!
*leaves quickly*
Dang ... I was about to put Borstal in one of my categories. Oh well ...
Actually, depending on the definition, I have "dated" quite a few BWWers, both male and female. I mean, I have gone on lots of "dates" with BWWers, but I swear not one of them ever got to first base!
Okay, well, I have let a few "sleep over." But that's as far as it went, I swear!
miss pennywise runs a veritable band camp!
Mister Matt, "veritable band camp" sounds so, oh, I don't know...common. I prefer Calvin's term, "harem." It just seems more dignified somehow.
Obviously, you have never been to band camp. Way more fun. Trust me on this. Harems are all pillows and veils and incense. Band camp is all about playing with instruments. And Little Debbies. Screw dignity! Give me a box of Star Crunch and a drum line and I'll show you a really good time.
"talk politics" is a euphemism, right?
nothin' common for miss snooty pants she's high class all the way. why her harem doesn't even engage in them pedestrian acts of passion. nope, they hand you a pair of gloves, a bottle of ky and a linen napkin. they go to the next room and hum "god save the queen" to drown out any naughty noises that might soil their royal ears. why i hear tell their broken wind smells of saffron. common indeed.
now pass me one of them thar nutty bars.
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Honestly, you all scare the hell out of me.
They know who they are.
"Obviously, you have never been to band camp. Way more fun. Trust me on this. Harems are all pillows and veils and incense. Band camp is all about playing with instruments. And Little Debbies. Screw dignity! Give me a box of Star Crunch and a drum line and I'll show you a really good time." ...Mister Matt
This is the funniest thing I have read all day...and I've read some pretty hilarious things!
You and Papa have convinced me. It's trash all the way. (I don't even know what "Star Crunch" is, but it sounds better than foie gras and crumpets.)
Colleen, you know you love me...
"I've always said, if I were straight, I'd want a threesome with Tink and shamey."
Oh please, Stagey, you're as gay as can be and you still want to watch.
As a gay I'd watch, as a straight I'd participate.
The day Stagey is straight is the same day that I go into the Priesthood.
A formerly married gay priest...that could NEVER happen.
Well Penny, being no one around here wants to have a one night stand or marry me, it looks like I have no choice but to be a Priest. Or perhaps I should try the Priest?
A little Priest?
(Someone had to...)
I've never slept over, Miss P, but I have crept out in the wee hours of the morning, if that counts.
And boobs, I always have the "spare," ya know!
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