Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Rath, get up there and sing "Food, Glorious Food". Maybe they'll take a hint. I'm moving to the back to be closer to the buffet table. There'll be a stampede.
*puts napkin on his lap*
I'll have a donut after the lasagne...
Well, okay, but you'd better make me a plate.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
I know why you're putting that napkin on your lap.
THERE WILL BE NO LAP DANCING AT THIS MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR BRENDAN STRYKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, pardon me while I grieve.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
The casserole has been sitting there for so long that's cold and moldy. We'll share the lasagne with DD.
Now, let us pray........
*stares blankly at Dollypop*
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Okay, go ahead and eat. I'm getting the feeling that's the only reason you came here. Just make sure Patrick Wilson gets healthy servings of everything. He and I have a date after I finish grieving (in about 17 more minutes)
Dear blue, I didn't fly all this way for a donut, but thank you..(I'll take one)....I see Brendans cousin Jeff over there, perhaps he will let me play "ring toss" with him........
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
You're gonna need a bigger donut, Elph.
hehehe, DAMN RIGHT! ;oP
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Come sit by me, Undi. I've got a flask in my man-purse.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Undi, the bar has been open the whole time. It's cleverly disguised as a coffin.
Oh Undi... you think this is cranberry juice?
man-purse.....love that term. Someone please pass me a Shirley Temple
*passes Dakota Fanning to Elph*
Sorry, that's the closest thing we have these days.
Rath - you just make me almost choke of laughter.
Ha .... I have been lurking on this thread the last couple days. I noticed that Luscious put the cause of death as being an unfortunate incident with the tire iron and drowning in his own blood. I must say, I was at the movies yesterday and when I started hearing that line I was totally not paying attention to the movie but racking my brain trying to figure out where on earth I had heard that and why I already knew what the character was going to say! :) Thanks for the laughs.
Let the memorial continue, I do think he deserves his proper amount of mourning. :)
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
My man-purse is like bag of Mary Poppins, my dears.
I seem not to have learned my lesson yet, undi.
Maybe Brendan will surprise us and jump outta the funeral cake. I'm just sayin'...
ROFL rath!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
See, there's a pattern emerging with the Brendan/sex thing - cyber or otherwise. The only ones he seems to have 'blessed' are those with their arms at '10 and 2'...see, Pal Joey, Dollypop. Undi, yours are a little too much '3 and 9' to have attracted him and Elpheba, what were you thinking?
I'm trying to do a Linda Blair, patti
Even from Mumbai, I COULD GIVE A F*** about him/her/she/he.
Why would one post a picture of a posessed girl during Brendan's memorial? I'm just saying. (LOL)
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