Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 35: Look Who's Here,We're Still Here!! — Page 196

#4876

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 11:38am

No lesbians. He still has some traces of that intestinal parasite and occasionally he has a bout with diarrhea. He usually starts late at night just so one of us ( read: me ) gets to be up all night with him. At this point the vet's recommendation is to let him outgrow it; as he gets older and his immune system gets stronger, eventually he'll be able to knock it out on his own.

But until then...

Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin. It works wonders, and thank God he likes it.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4877

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 11:56am

I had nothing to do with Max's loss of perkiness.

We're very perky today, though. We're adding another female to this crazy little house. I think we would qualify as a brothel in some states!

I brought cake for all.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 10/9/12 at 11:56 AM

#4878

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 12:00pm

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

And no, Amber, we aren't referring to you. It's just that whenever Max was taken care of by a certain other lesbian-who-shall-remain-nameless-but-who-doesn't-post-here-anymore-AND-defriended-me-on-Facebook, he invariably became sick a day or two later.

I'm not saying the two things were mutually exclusive, but...

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4879

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 12:03pm

She defriended you?! How on earth do you keep up with all the exciting things going on in her life?!

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#4880

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 12:05pm

What exciting things?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4881

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 12:08pm

Removed because I am a bitch.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 10/9/12 at 12:08 PM

#4882

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 12:16pm

Apparently I'm not missing much.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4883

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 12:33pm

Dance, Starbucks, Audition, Cry, Dance, Animal Sit, Starbucks, Rant, Dance.

#4884

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 12:35pm

^^Added because he's a bitch.^^

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4885

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 12:36pm

Ha ha ha! SOMMS, I <3 you.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#4886

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Leftover turkey sandwich

Posted: 10/9/12 at 1:40pm

Now, now. There's also reference writing for her students once in a while, what was supposed to be a quick drink with friends, that turn into dinner and FABULOUS conversation lasting for hours! And making new friends with someone that you avoided doing previously because you were advised to by other friends.




YAY, AMBER!!!

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#4887

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 2:40pm

Yay Amber.

And, I feel a bit pathetic - my life is not much more exciting right now. Though there is more snark and less ranting, dancing and crying.

#4888

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 5:29pm

Huh. I just missed a call. You'll never, ever, ever guess who it was from. I wonder if there'll be a voice message.

Funny how topics of conversation often ring true.

ETA: There was a voice message. Over three minutes of strange room sound. Which leads me to believe it was only a butt dial.

A strangely, coincidentally timed butt dial.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

Updated On: 10/9/12 at 05:29 PM

#4889

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 11:01pm

I wish I could "like" posts on bww.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4890

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Posted: 10/9/12 at 11:04pm

Good evening, Adults. Reginald Tresilian asked me to bump as many threads as possible in order to push the troll named Mikey off the front page.

It seems a little like Whack-a-mole to me, but he's a good friend so I decided to say yes. And I figured I could bump this one say hello to all my adult friends.

Hello, Adults friends!

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#4891

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Posted: 10/10/12 at 12:26am

PJ! Next time I'm in NYC I will move heaven and earth to make sure we connect. It's been way too long.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4892

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Wet Hump Day

Posted: 10/10/12 at 6:55am

G'morning.

Hey Girly, who was it I supposedly told someone not to bother with?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4893

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Wet Hump Day

Posted: 10/10/12 at 7:44am

mornin' kiddles. Computer problems this morning. Followed by an office meeting all morning. Bleh!

#4894

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Wet Hump Day

Posted: 10/10/12 at 8:08am

Hello ducklings! The rain continues. But otherwise I am in a fabulous mood this morning, let's see how long this lasts!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#4895

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Wet Hump Day

Posted: 10/10/12 at 8:11am

Are you at work yet, Tink?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4896

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Wet Hump Day

Posted: 10/10/12 at 8:22am

'Morning, my peeps! Off to a meeting (having just ended one) and YES!!! - there will be donuts! The boxes were just delivered. Oh happy day!

#4897

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Wet Hump Day

Posted: 10/10/12 at 8:50am

Yes, D2! but so far so good. The mood will be ruined when I get the inevitable call from my mother. She goes in for the first cataract surgery tomorrow (yay me getting to work remotely from a waiting room for a few hours) and is being awfully needy.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#4898

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Wet Hump Day

Posted: 10/10/12 at 8:54am

And 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4899

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Wet Hump Day

Posted: 10/10/12 at 9:04am

I'm good until at least lunch time. In the morning she has to do so many of her machines and oxygen therapy things (and then go smoke a cigarette) that she can't even breathe until noon let alone talk.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#4900

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Wet Hump Day

Posted: 10/10/12 at 9:43am

Morning peeps! Trying to get back into the swing of things at work. I miss you all terribly though. Sending hugs and kisses XOXOXOOX BTW the girls asked me to send some to all of you too XOXOOXOOXOX

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson