Describe your sex life.. as a musical

#1

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 10:52am

Let's play.

Bored today-- so i thought I'd have some silly fun reading what you would all post.
Since I know you're all a funny and creative bunch. (Well, most of you).
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Using a broadway or off-broadway musical title-

describe your sex life....

#2

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 10:56am

Next to Normal.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#3

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:04am

JerseyGirl, that's a good one.
Current sex life: THE WILD PARTY
Previous sex life: FOLLIES

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"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"

#4

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:06am

PASSION

#5

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:07am

Flora, the Red Menace.

#6

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:08am

Top Banana

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#7

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:10am

The Fantasticks

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"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates

#8

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:10am

Thou Shalt Not

#9

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:11am

"Over Here!"

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#10

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:11am

Years ago it was Jersey Boys.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#11

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:12am

Urinetown

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#12

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:14am

^R Kelly

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#13

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:15am

trapped in the water closet

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#14

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:27am

Once Upon a Mattress

#15

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:45am

Much Ado About Nothing.

#16

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:48am

Me: Let's f**k.
Wife: ...and the people call it Ragtime!
Me: Damn it!

#17

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 12:01pm

usually a sign language interpreted performance of a one man show.

#18

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:27pm

^ Hands on a Hardbody??


lol. thanks for the chuckles, i really needed that today.

#19

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:42pm

Into the Woods.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#20

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:43pm

CATS!

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#21

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:47pm

For the guy I slept with who had grooming issues: Into the Woods

For the guy I slept with who was into some freaky sh!t: Wildcat!

For the guy I slept with who was a ginger: Redhead

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....but the world goes 'round

#22

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:49pm

Matilda

#23

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 2:05pm

Black and Blue

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"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

#24

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 2:54pm

The Gay Life

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#25

Describe your sex life.. as a musical

Posted: 6/3/13 at 2:56pm

Anything Goes

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