Stupid thread I know but I just wanted to share this. My personal favorite tongue twister.
I am a pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker ever to pluck a mother pheasant.
I don't know if this is my favorite, but this is one we use in Drama Class a lot:
Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. We'll be together whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.
i slit the sheet. the sheet i slit. upon the slitted sheet i sit.
d.b.j
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Liam Neeson.
The Leith police dismisseth us.
But the Nightmare song from G & S Iolanthe is the best/worst. It remains my personal determination of drunkeness. If I can say it & recognize what i'm saying i'm NOT drunk, (enuf)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather
you know you need unique new york
Along with those,
Mama made me mash my M&Ms
Papa punched pink pillows on the porch.
Stand-by Joined: 11/24/03
I think this may be from the Mikado? I like this one a lot.
To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock, awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
I also like:
Peter Piper the pickled pepper picker picked a pack of pickled peppers- if Peter Piper the pickled pepper picked picked a pack of pickled peppers, how many packs of pickled peppers did Peter Piper the pickled pepper picker pick?
Stand-by Joined: 12/31/69
Thanks for getting Gilbert and Sullivan stuck in my head citylights. Now I'm going to be singing "A Wand'ring Minstrel I" in my sleep....
Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat.
Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peckers
i also like:
"the crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver"
yeah, kinda weird...but still...
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mixed biscuits
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The big black bug bled blue-black blood.
Gross, but effective.
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