Haggard is a "heterosexual with complications"
Haggard is a "heterosexual with complications"
#1Haggard is a "heterosexual with complications"
Posted: 1/30/09 at 4:09pm
"I don't fit in a box"
Indeed.
Poor Ted.
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 1/30/09 at 04:09 PM
#2re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 4:12pm
"I don't fit in a box"
My head is spinning with the various comments that could be made to that.
But it's too early to get the thread deleted.
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#2re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 4:17pmHis wife can assure that 99% of the sex Ted has had was with her.
#3haggard and complicated heterosexuals
Posted: 1/30/09 at 4:23pmi've never found heterosexuality to be that complicated.
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#4re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 4:23pm
I'm looking for the link but his poor wife said on camera that she was confident he had "99% of his sexual experiences" with her.
Oh, honey...
#5re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 4:27pm
She was probably talking only about the heterosexual ones.
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#6re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 4:27pmGAYLE HAGGARD: "I am here to say that 99 percent of Ted's sexual experiences were with me. So I'm not willing to deny that. But I am willing to explore, why is he having these other feelings?"
#7re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 5:03pmcause he's gay.
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#9re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 5:06pmShe's as clueless as the mom who wrote to the Yahoo advice page that her teenage son must have a secret girlfriend cause she found her playgirl hidden in his bedroom.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#10re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 5:14pmWell, to be fair, what gay guy reads Playgirl?
#11re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 5:27pmApparently 50 percent of their readership was male.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#12re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 5:31pmThere were always the weirdest looking men in there.
#13re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 5:34pmYeah, they were the guys who didn't make the cut for "Playguy" or "Honcho."
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#14re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 5:35pmHoncho! Is that still around?
#15re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 5:36pm
I haven't the foggiest.
Do people still, um, need dirty magazines?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#16re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 5:40pmI dunno, but I forgot all about Honcho until you mentioned it. That was always one of my favorites!
#17re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 6:14pm
This month's Honcho features a review of the tell-all by Madonna's pathetic brother.
Don't ask.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#19re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 7:09pmOMG, you guys are cracking me up!
KFTC!!!!!
#20re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 7:10pmI learn a lot reading these threads...
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#22re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 8:11pmDo any of those magazines publish any more? Playgirl went online only, didn't it?
#23re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 8:19pmMy best friend and I bought a Playgirl for funsies last summer and their guys are not that hot. They all have really bad hair.
BroomstickBoy
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/21/04
#24re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 1/30/09 at 8:57pm
'hetero with complications' ???
more like horny hypocrite.
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