Ladies I CANNOT tell you how lucky you are that I couldn't remember the password to my Mac last night...I would have drunk posted ya'll like crazy!!!!!!
So in true Tofu fashion I got severally sh*t faced last night. I'm talking around 8 shots of Whiskey!!! On an empty stomach no less. Apparently my friend finally admitted to herself that she's been in love with the
same guy for over 6 years and was nursing a broken heart. So was I gonna be a horrible friend and let her drink alone?! Hell no!!! Because I'm
so compassionate I held her hair back for her in the parking lot...and she did the same for me. Awww BFFs
Oh I also finally realized that I'm like friggin' CAT NIP for straight white men. I got free drinks, 3 "I Love You's", and 2 marriage proposals. YeeHaw!!!! I think it's because I can sing along to Weezer on the jukebox.
You girls have a wonderful Friday, and Schmerg you're in my prayers.
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed