I hate it when people say "astrik" instead of "asterisk" or "ekcetera" instead of "etcetera.
The indefinite third person is common in speech, and I think in verbal interaction is easier and more appropriate than saying the sexist "his". His/Hers is tiresome, and "hers" is sexist as well.
It's still a no-no in newspapers, though.
The general rule there is to just try to make it a plural construction if at all possible, thereby making the gender-neutral "theirs" correct.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
The one that that always annoys the hell out of me is the mis-spelling "definately" for "definitely."
Same, Roscoe. And the other mistake that just makes me roll my eyes is the reversing of "loose" and "lose". You can't "loose" your car keys. It just makes very intelligent people look dumb when they type that.
It just makesvery intelligent people look dumb wne they type that.
Heh.
Subposably...
Broadway Star Joined: 10/1/07
Just politely correct the person who made the mistake. Don't make a federal case out of it.
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The general rule there is to just try to make it a plural construction if at all possible, thereby making the gender-neutral "theirs" correct.
Which is absurd. We shouldn't force ourselves into plural construction because we have no viable options. I vote to include "theirs" as proper.
I should also point out that people often make mistakes when speaking and writing informally -- and to point those out is probably a tad ugly. Now, if you're mentioning to a student or coaching someone to speak formally, then by all means. But, we should make allowances for the vernacular.
Broadway Star Joined: 10/1/07
^ Me no understang wha' ju tryin' to say miztair.
Jesus's, not Jesus'
It is not a plural of Jesu.
Actually, Jesus' is correct. With proper nouns that end in an s, you put the apostrophe at the end.
With regular nouns, you do add the 's regardless, unless the next word begins with an s.
So:
My boss's pants
My boss' shoes
Bizarre, huh?
But actually, there's not a consensus on this rule. Again, I just go by what the AP tells me to do, drone that I am.
Nukular
Julery
No.
NUCLEAR
JEWELRY
And I just LOVE nuclear jewelry. It's my favorite!
Hell, EVERYTHING that comes out of George Bushes mouth...
Heh, touche Lizzy...that's what happens when I eat a bag of Hershey's kisses and try to post...
Calvin, we had a huge debate in my writing class back in college where multiple grammar books and authorities were consulted. Even the AP said Jesus's was correct.
What about when people say something like "I've been singing since I'm 10"?
One can go through a phase.
One can phase something out, or be phased out.
One cannot be phased. One is fazed.
Yeah, ~FF~! I love when old people make titles or locations possessive or plural:
"I'm gonna go shop at Walmarts."
"Kmarts is down the street. They have the Martha Stewart's Collection!"
I kinda like that usage you're complaining about.
Yep,, I'm old.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
The problem with this thread is that it preaches to the choir. The people who need to read this rules are not reading this thread.
My daughter and I were at a bookstore one time and asked the clerk for directions. She said to go down the skreet. I wasn't sure I heard her right so I asked again. She repeated it was down the skreet. Now it's an inside joke with my daughter and me! Sometimes, we even go down the skreet so we can get a skrimp dinner! mom
I once had a friend who pronounced the word crotch as "crouch." I corrected her but she insisted she was right and an argument started.
Nope, OS. Unless the stylebook has been amended in the last year or so, and I have an outdated edition, the AP does not follow that rule when it comes to possessives. Here is the entry. Jesus is even mentioned in it.
SINGULAR PROPER NAMES ENDING IN S: use only an apostrophe: Achilles’ heel, Agnes’ book, Ceres’ rites, Descartes’ theories, Dickens’ novels, Euripides’ dramas, Hercules’ labors, Jesus’ life, Jules’ seat, Kansas’ schools, Moses’ law, Socrates’ life, Tennessee Williams’ plays, Xerxes’ armies.
I know that there are many grammar authorities who don't agree with this. But the AP is pretty clear on its position on this.
Updated On: 11/1/07 at 12:24 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Calvin, make it no' be tru! I can't live in a world where my favorite romantic comedy's title is all wrong grammaticallitically.
Broadway Star Joined: 9/28/04
"Irregardless"
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