MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 5:08am

Eve's side of the story:

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.

"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put the useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 6:51am

hahaha......BOOBSIE!!!!!

[Glebb]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 7:53am

Ha ha.
Good Morning Boobs. :)

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 8:07am

OUCH! That hurts!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 8:17am

Excellent!!!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 8:18am

OTA! Just noticed your avatar. Is that Lucy??? Love her!

[Britt0913]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:58am

Great one, Bboobs!

[mominator]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 10:29am

LOL!!! BB this is the best one yet!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 12:19pm

Personally I find jokes about the Lord immensely offensive. There are a couple of things about this little “story” of yours, Mr. Boobs. First of all, God doesn’t make mistakes. And if Eve thought he HAD made a mistake she would never mention it to him. Secondly, God created Adam FIRST. Don’t you read your Bible, dear? So your story not only is offensive, but downright impossible! I will say a prayer for you.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 12:20pm

Thank God I have a friend like Sueleen who corrects me when I'm wrong and then prays for me.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 12:21pm

On your knees, NOW, Brother Boobs.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 12:25pm

What else is new with me..that's where I spend most of my time with my hands clasped.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 12:26pm

That's exactly what his fraternity brothers used to say in college.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 12:27pm

hey SOMMSY..you were part of that fraternity..Sigmund Freud Capa.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 12:31pm

good one boobsie...

[jam_man]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:40pm

Niiice!

::chuckles on a monday morning::

[Up In Lost]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:46pm

Too cute.

[shira467]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 1:47pm

Very nice Boobs.

[jam_man]

Posted: 7/25/05 at 3:17pm

Ha, ha! shira, you said, "Very nice boobs!!"

::snicker, snicker::