Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#0Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:28pmAnd she's meeting with JK Rowling next week.......
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#1re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:30pmWho is she going to play? The strip tease house elf?
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#2re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:31pm
I bet she would play one of the evil witches--Bellatrix or Draco's mother. It could be fun.
Updated On: 11/23/05 at 01:31 PM
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#3re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:33pmShe already played a witch, with less than exciting results though.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#4re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:34pmWell true. But aside from the last two scenes, that film SUCKED.
#5re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:38pm
**tries to crack poppy and jerby's code**
**gives up and goes back to sleep, i mean work**
XING
PED
PED
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#6re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:40pmAre there any characters in the next book who spend the entire time comatose or in suspended animation? You don't want Madonna "acting" anywhere near the film if at all possible. I wonder if she's gonna try out her lousy British accent on Rowling and see if it impresses her?
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kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#7re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:42pm
Umm... we get 75% of British stage royalty as part of the supporting cast, and now Madonna wants in on the action?
Uh-oh...
#8re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:43pm
"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears
#9re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:43pm
Yeah, the only roles I could possibly see her playing are Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy.
But they can find much better and more menacing actresses for both of those roles.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#10re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 1:49pm
How funny would THAT be?
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#11re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:02pmisn't there some sort of mute, flying gargoyle she could play? would cut down on the special effects budget considerably.
Mind is Mantra.
#12re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:03pmbunch of evil bitches! :P
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#13re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:04pm
Ain't gonna happen. Rosie O'Donnell offered to be in the movie(s) for free and they gave her a very polite "British only". And thank goodness!! I love seeing all those British actors.
Too bad they didn't cast Judi Dench for Dolores Umbridge.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#15re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:06pm
"Too bad they didn't cast Judi Dench for Dolores Umbridge."
I know. She would have been perfect.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#17re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:07pmExactly, Goth. Maybe she could have a cameo in the background as some American witch, but no matter how much she affects it, even I come closer to being English than she does.
#19re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:12pmJudi Dench would have been FAB as Umbridge. Hopefully, Imelda Staunton will be fab.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#20re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:13pm
***Stop the Presses***
We have it all wrong. Madonna is meeting with Rowling to try and get Guy Ritchie a directing job.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#21re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:16pmKeep him AWAY from the HP films!!!
#22re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:18pm
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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
Updated On: 11/23/05 at 02:18 PM
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#23re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:19pm
I just threw up ever so slightly in my mouth.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 11/23/05 at 02:19 PM
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#24re: Madonna wants a role in the next Harry Potter movie
Posted: 11/23/05 at 2:25pmEw. Ew. Ew. EW.
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