Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers — Page 5

#101

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 3:04pm

There is a discussion on the complexities of assimilation to be had here, but I'll be Goddamned if I'll be the one to start it.

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#102

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 3:06pm

And Growl,

I only meant I hope that we are slightly past the infancy stage you were speaking of. Id like to think we were at least toddlers by now.

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#103

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 3:08pm

Oh, sure thing. I can give you toddlers, if you know what I mean.




I can give you toddlers

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#104

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 3:12pm

Toddlers and Tiaras.

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#105

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 3:16pm

Uh, sure... tiaras, too.

They're extra... but whatever...

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#106

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 3:22pm

Hook up sites are just putting into the open practices that already were going on.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#107

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 3:40pm

Fair enough, and like a lot of things online, it does give the opportunity for people to more or less anonymously be more blatant and accepting of their prejudices.

#108

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 3:53pm

Of course no one wants to admit they are prejudice, but I'm of the pretty firm belief that a good 85% of "preferences" are actually prejudices.

After all, how often does one see an online profile reading:

no greek/italian, str8acting r athletic dudes sry guys jus bein real anyway hmu

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#109

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:01pm

I always say in mine that if the phrase "straight acting" is a serious part of your lexicon, then we probably aren't going to hit it off.

#110

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:03pm

When someone online asks if I am straight acting I always reply "Only in bed."

#111

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:04pm

Or, "Swimmers Build only"

Really?! Because Orca is a whale, and he swims.

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#112

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:15pm

"Swimmers build? Yes, like a Flounder."

#113

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:34pm

My personal faves are (actual quotes):

"If you look like you've never seen the inside of a gym, chances are we won't get along."

"If your abs aren't visible then neither are you."

"No fats, no fems."

"VGL seeks same only."

"Need full body pics, including nudes, in order to meet."

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"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

#114

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:39pm

We could do a whole thread on the wonder that is A4A. I question the sanity of guys who seek out the only gay site that seems to have a lot of people of color and then announce "White only- not prejudiced, just my preference."

Updated On: 5/30/12 at 04:39 PM

#115

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:42pm

I like "if you can see my pic consider yourself lucky I haven't blocked you"

#116

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:47pm

^ wait... I thought I had you blocked...

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#117

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:48pm

I'm like, what if your VGL life partner gets hit with an illness and God forbid gains weight, loses his looks or something. HOW WILL YOU EVER COPE!!!

Another gem:

"No wigs, rugs, hair replacements, systems, pieces. I can spot them from a mile away."

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"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

#118

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:55pm

As a woman stalking this fun and informative thread, I would like the following terms defined, please:

VGL
A4A
And any other hook up site acronyms you may wish to share.

I can repay your kindness by sharing any lesbian fertility acronyms that I know, though I doubt you want them. For example CM is cervical mucus. You're welcome.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#119

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 4:55pm

VGL is Very Good Lucking

A4A is a site, Adam 4 Adam.

#120

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 5:01pm

^ Funny (Freudian?) typo. It's "Looking," not "Lucking."

#121

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 5:01pm

"For example CM is cervical mucus. You're welcome."

Active, or passive?

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#122

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 5:03pm

Active, I would assume. It's all about checking ovulation. You'd be amazed what women will share when trying to get knocked up.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#123

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 5:05pm

Ha, right, Reg. Looking.

#124

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 7:54pm

Reminds me of:

http://www.douchebagsofgrindr.com/

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Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.

#125

Owner Of A Gay Bar Bans Bridal Showers

Posted: 5/30/12 at 8:03pm

And this thread has come full circle.

Now we ARE bashing ourselves.

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"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2