I saw Sandra Bernhard essentially walk off the stage. I was a freshman at a Catholic College and they booked her (what were they thinking??!!??) She was hot on Letterman at the time so college kids knew her. Well she got onstage and just no one was "getting her". She was riffing on topics and tried to sing a song and the audience was just crickets. She then berated the audience a la Sandra's schtick and they just didn't get it. She finally had enough, criticized the hall, "is this a f@#cking chapel, where the f@#k am I?" and proceeded to say, "this place sucks, you kids suck, good luck with everything! You all can just move the chairs outta here and do the f@#ckin' mashed potato or whatever you kids do. Im outta here."
I loved it. The Student Association was not happy. I guess she got paid if she lasted 20 minutes.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello