The Bad Joke Thread- Page 3
The Bad Joke Thread
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#50re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 10:49pm
What do you get if you cut 500 bras in 1/2?
100 Yamulkes with chin straps
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#51re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/12/07 at 11:05pmthis is a little too awesome.
"Love all; Trust a few; Do wrong to none." --William Shakespeare
#52re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/12/07 at 11:11pm
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
-A widow
**Ah Boom Chick**
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Updated On: 2/12/07 at 11:11 PM
#53re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/12/07 at 11:16pm
A Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#54re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/12/07 at 11:21pm
Steve Irwin walks into a barb...
edit: Sorry, it's harsh.
Updated On: 2/13/07 at 11:21 PM
#55re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/12/07 at 11:24pmWow. Distasteful much?
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#56re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/13/07 at 6:44pm
Q: If you have 5 dollars in 1 pants pocket & $10 in the other what do you have?
A: Someone else's pants
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#57re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/13/07 at 7:18pmYaY, someone told the "Guy walks into a bar ...ouch" joke! that is my joke. I refuse to tell anything else. It annoys my friends to death.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#59re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 3/28/07 at 12:40pm
Why did Rob Reiner read the book?
Because he has hair!
ALittleNorthofKansas
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/04
#60re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 3/28/07 at 12:54pm
Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench.
A streaker runs past.
Two of them have a stroke, the other one misses.
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