The Bad Joke Thread- Page 2
The Bad Joke Thread
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#25re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 7/5/05 at 7:45pm
knock knock
who's there?
doctor..
doctor who?
you just said it!
what do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug
what do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack
why's Noddy got a bell on his hat? cus he's a prat (usually a c word!)
what's brown and sounds like a bell? dung
what's black, white and red all over? a newspaper (read!)
i got worse if you want them lol!
Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!
#26re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 7/5/05 at 8:29pm
Roses are red...
Violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic...
and so am I.
#27re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 7/5/05 at 8:35pm
worst pick up lines...
do you have a band aid? i scraped my knee when i fell for you
i lost my number? can i have yours?
look at all those curves and me with no brakes.
you must be a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over you.
are you tired? because you have been running through my mind all day.
...so cheesy.
Yes, I'm pinay. And I'm proud of it!
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#28re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 7/5/05 at 9:15pm
Little Miss Muppet
Sat on her tuffet (what is a tuffett)
Eating her curds & whey
Along came a spider
And st down beside her & said:
"What's In the Bowl, *****"
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BwayLeadman
Broadway Star Joined: 9/29/04
#29re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 7/5/05 at 9:21pm
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didnt say Banana.
Snaps
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
#30re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 7/5/05 at 9:22pm
How many Sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--Only one; she holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
How many Altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--Two; one to screw it in and the other to caution, "Isn't that a bit high for you?"
How many Tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--Eighty seven; one to screw it in and the other eighty six to whine and explain how they would have done it, if given the chance.
How many Basses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--None; Basses would rather walk around in the dark and bang their shins into things.
And thanks, CapnHook. You've got to love Rufio. Up in Lost... I love that joke with the family of moles!
"Bangarang, Rufio!"
--Hook
#31re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 7/5/05 at 11:21pm
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because all they could say was "Bach, Bach, Bach'
What's Fred Flintstone's favorite kind of music?
Car-tunes!
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#33re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 7:38pm
What is Smokey The Bears middle name?
The
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#35re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 7:42pm
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He was feeling crummy!
(My son was 4 when he told me that one...it will always be my favorite!)
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#36re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 7:43pm
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar ( a jar )
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#38re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 7:46pm
A different take on the same question
A nun rolling down the stairs
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#40re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 8:01pm
What is a generic Viagra?
Mycoxafloppin
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SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#41re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 8:01pm
This is the dumbest one ever and I laugh every time!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight(ate) nine!
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
Updated On: 2/11/07 at 08:01 PM
#42re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 8:02pm
What do you call a dog with no legs?
---
It doesn't matter 'cause he won't come anyway.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#43re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 8:06pm
What is purple , & weighs 2 tons & swims in the ocean?
Moby Graped
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ILoveWicked330
Broadway Star Joined: 2/7/05
#45re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 8:23pm
What is smarter than a talking parrot?
...a spelling bee
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#46re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 8:35pm
What is yellow, goes chirp chirp & weighs 1000 pounds?
2 500 pound canaries
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#47re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 8:37pm
One of my sister's favorites (she's 20):
Where does the president keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
#48re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 8:40pm
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Big fingers!
Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)
#49re: The Bad Joke Thread
Posted: 2/11/07 at 8:46pm
A grape walked into a grocery store and asked he could buy a stapler, and the guy told him no because he's a grape <--- a bunch of my friends and I were trying to see who could tell the worst joke. None of got it, so it won. I don't even think it's a joke, but oh well.
What kind of bra does a nerdy mermaid wear?
An algae-bra
"It's a goddamn beautiful day, shut up!"
Updated On: 2/11/07 at 08:46 PM
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