From Peter Filichia on Theatermania.com:
Moderated a Drama League panel with the director and cast of Speed-the-Plow, which meant Neil Pepe, Raul Esparza, Elizabeth Moss, and, arriving one half-hour late, Jeremy Piven. (As you can see, this luncheon took place much earlier in the month.) Because David Mamet’s play mentions that not-so-humble Hollywood executives give books “courtesy reads” — meaning they have no intention of making movies from them, but just read them to say that they’ve read them — I asked the group if they ever had a “courtesy audition.” Esparza virtually jumped out of his chair to tell about the time a friend of his arranged such an audition with Joel Schumacher, who was set to direct the movie of The Phantom of the Opera, and was looking for the actor who’d play the title role. Esparza was doing a courtesy call himself, for he didn’t think he had a chance at the role — until he entered the downtown restaurant and met Schumacher, who immediately exclaimed, “Oh my God, you’re just what I’m looking for!” And throughout the meeting, Schumacher just kept saying that so much that eventually Esparza came to think, “Oh, my God! I can’t believe it! I’m actually going to be the Phantom of the Opera!” Schumacher then said that he'd soon be in touch with him to make final arrangements.
Needless to say, Esparza didn’t do the role or any other in the 2004 non-blockbuster. But Esparza also pointed out that maybe Schumacher wasn’t so full of it — “for,” he said, “Joel cast Gerard Butler, and many people over the years say that we do look alike.” (Indeed, they do.) “So,” Esparza concluded,“I was the type he was looking for — just not the actual actor he was looking for.”
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