I'm listening to The Last 5 Years cast album for the first time in awhile...
I forgot how much I absolutely love it.
"Why is the director staring at his crotch?
Why is that man staring at my resume?
Don't stare at my resume...I made up half of my resume.
Look at me, stop looking at that, look at me
No, not at my shoes,
Don't look at my shoes,
I hate these f*cking shoes
Why did I pick these shoes?"
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.