The Whodunnit of BWW- Page 8

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 8/19/13 at 12:34pm

More like twelve or thirteen, Carlos. LOL

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/19/13 at 1:11pm

Headband, you try way too hard. by your own admission they still think youre a troll

Updated On: 8/19/13 at 01:11 PM

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/19/13 at 1:17pm

no we don't

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/19/13 at 1:20pm

Splitting never works on this board. Many have tried, none has succeeded.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/19/13 at 1:49pm

.... So, are we not going to find out more about the murder mystery? With the featherless parrot, S&M in the basement, and reptillian topiaries?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:14pm

“His hairy pecs were breathtaking,” replies Jordan, “And his eyes may have been closed, but they were still stunning. It was almost as if from behind those closed lids, he were still staring straight into my soul.” “And his calves...,” adds PalJoey.

“CLUES! Did you find any CLUES?” Prompts Mister Matt.

“Um...,” Jordan responds, “There was a white towel over his junk. Is that a clue?”

“Puncture wounds across his abdomen. Approximately ten of them about a quarter of an inch in diameter,” taz interjects as he inters the room.

“I don’t remember those,” adds Jordan. “I do!” says PalJoey, “Ghastly. They were smaller than his nipples, which were the color of the cheeks of a blushing Eleanora Duse.”

“And there was charred flesh on his ass cheeks,” adds taz.

“You saw his ass?!?! Did you turn him over? I didn’t know we could do that!” Jordan squeals, “Can I go back?!?!”

“Other than that, I didn’t notice anything else unusual or distinctive,” continues taz, “It was interesting, but sort of a let-down.”

“Where’s Namo?” asks Jane, “Shouldn’t he know about this stuff?”

“He’s exercising,” offers Reg, “If he’s not already full, we can fill him in later.”

“What does that mean?” asks Jane, casting Reg a look more suspicious than her usual look.

“Did anyone go to Brendan’s last known whereabouts?” asks Reg a bit too quickly.

“Stockard and I checked out his bedroom,” responds Mister Matt. “It was pretty interesting...”

“So you guys think you found anything?” interrupts suestorm, running into the middle of the room.

Mister Matt looks at Jane and then out the window. Immediately and without further word, everyone heads out to the pool, leaving suestorm where she’s standing. RobbieJ and Dana are already reclining poolside, each holding tanning reflectors under their chins. RobbieJ motions towards a pitcher and several highball glasses sitting on a small table, “Bloody Brendans.” Reg fills the glasses and passes them out as Mister Matt begins telling his observations of Brendan’s bedroom.

Updated On: 8/22/13 at 02:14 PM

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:16pm

YES! YES! YES!

"Can I go back?!?!?" , because that would be said

"He’s exercising" - that's code...



Updated On: 8/22/13 at 02:16 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:19pm

It's gotta be!

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:27pm

It just gets better and better!

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:28pm

You are BRILLIANT Matt!

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:32pm

More. More.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:35pm

Poetry. Pure poetry.

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:43pm

This is better then that other summer hit, The Dome!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:07pm

Sue, I have asked you MULTIPLE TIMES NOW to please stop posting in my threads.

[ghostlight2]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:14pm

Stop asking. Start ignoring. It will never do what you want, and enjoys your pleas to desist. Pretend it doesn't exist.

(Nice work, Mr Matt).

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:20pm

Hopefully the ignore feature will be re-installed soon.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:33pm

If we use the ignore function are we still visible to the person we're ignoring? If so, I'll have to put a "Please don't think me rude if I don't reply to you, I have chosen to ignore: _________," and put her name there.

Updated On: 8/22/13 at 03:33 PM

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:39pm

I'm planning on just listing those I have on ignore in my signature. This way everyone will know who I can't see.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:41pm

I'm ready for the ignore feature, too.

More importantly, what is in a Bloody Brendan?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:54pm

Snafu: that's a terrific idea!

[tazber]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:56pm

It's like a Bloody Mary Wynbish. Only you never actually see the drink.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 4:48pm

Ha! But what if you've got a case of the beergoggles?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 4:59pm

oh my, but this is delicious! mister matt! get back here and add a new installment.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 5:11pm

See, his name was mentioned three times!

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 9/6/13 at 2:57pm

Back to work, Matthew...my little trained monkey!