I worked for a restaurant corporation for 7 years. I started serving and ended working at the corporate level. Making ends meet in the South waiting tables sucks. Older folks seem to think it's appropriate to leave a dollar. In some areas, people don't tip much at all. In some places, we had to pay employees $5.15 because tips were so poor. It's hard to make a restaurant float paying that, believe it or not. It's just not budgeted. I had some regulars that used to make me crazy. They once asked if we had a larger version of our side salad. They discovered that, yes, we did and it was huge and only $3.99. So, three days a week, these two came in, ordered two entree salads with extra bacon, extra cheese, extra croutons and one wanted extra thousand island, while the other wanted extra french and ranch. "EXTRA! MORE! CAN I GET???" They drank tea, so their total bill was around $15. They would each leave me $1. While $2 is 13%, these two women ran me crazy. Being the ridiculously nice person I am, I was a great server to them, so they always asked for me. My boss always gave me the problem customers because she knew I could make things good. It ended up hurting my wallet, though. Sometimes I actually miss the serving.
That being said, most of the things on the Starbucks list are silly and condescending. I mean:
9. If you order a Frappuccino, I will hate you even more. Maybe you should work somewhere where Fraps are not heavily featured?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than
f**ckin' perfect!