Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
#0Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:16am
I mean, cause the Care Bears have a pretty big locale advanatage.
They live in the clouds whereas the Smurfs live in mushrooms underground.
Opinions?
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The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#1re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:17amAre you people trying to drive me off the board tonight?
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#2re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:18am
I...never watched either of those. Damn, I used to live in front of the TV and you pick the shows I missed? :P
I'll pick the Smurfs as an invading force, since they have perfect sky camouflage.
#3re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:19amEt tu, Plum?
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#4re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:20amWhat? I'm bored. Procrastinating doesn't exactly occupy a lot of brain space, you know.
#5re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:22am
Oh, good point.
I never realized that the blue color of the Smurfs would be perfect camouflage to infiltrate the Carebear's cloud city.
But how would they get up there?
Can any of their mushrooms fly?
Or perhaps the Smurfs can become allies with the birds?
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#6re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:26amI hope to God the Smurfs would kick the s**t out of the Care Bears.
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#7re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:27ami think you are totally disregarding the power of Rainbow Brite and her slaves the sprites. They are used to the harsh conditions of mining for color crystals, so i think they would fare well in battle. Plus as far as mobility, Starlight can pretty much fly and Brite can create rainbows for her army to walk on.
#8re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:33am
And then there is the Smurfette fator.
She's a stone-cold beast.
She can whoop anyone in a one-on-one fight.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
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#9re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:35amPriest - you are truly showing your age and generation if you don't think you can fly with mushrooms.
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#10re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:52am
I think the Smurfs would kick some smurffing smurf!
Confession, as a little kid, I appearently LOVED the Care Bears (so I'm told). But come on - the smurffing Smurfs!
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#11re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:57am
Smurfs, definitely. I mean, even Gargamel couldn't take them on and he's 50 times their size!
I was prissy little girl and I would never watch Carebears because they were such wusses.
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#12re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:58amWhatever. As long as the Care Bears get annihilated, I don't really care.
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#13re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 12:59am
Smurf this Biatch!!!
It's all about the smurfs they could kick anyones A$$.. I'm telling you.. and is smurfette really a girl?? I mean she seems to be the "bull" of the clan if you catch my drift..
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#14re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:02am
I dunno you guys.
Look at those game faces.
Vicious monsters, they are.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#15re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:04amPriest, are you okay?
#16re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:04amPlease. All the Care Bears are good at is whining.
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#17re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:05am
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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#18re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:06am
That looks like some nasty brew to me..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#19re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:08amWhere did the baby Smurf come from? My friend has this theory that Papa Smurf was bangin' Smurfette, but that's a bit creepy for me.
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#20re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:09amNo way! The carebears have that flying car and they have the stare power! Smurfs have no special power and they have Vanity Smurf. He's not gonna break a nail in the fight.
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#21re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:09amI think smurfette was banging em all..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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#22re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:11amGod bless, why do I actually remember where baby smurf came from?? There was a blue moon one night and they went outside and found the baby. Papa explained that "once in a blue moon" a new baby smurf comes along.
Idina: This is called a kielbasa!
Pianist: It's called a 'KA-basa'...
Idina: It's called a kabasa? Oh, a KIEL-basa's a sausage, isn't it? I CAN PLAY THAT TOO! HULLO!!
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#23re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:11am
OK, who ate the Smurf?
#24re: Who would win a war between the Smurfs and the Carebears?
Posted: 9/7/05 at 1:13amWow, and I thought Cabbage Patch Kids were a crappy way of teaching kids sex-ed. So why was Smurfette the only girl?
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