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Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
#25re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:42pmThe best acceptance speeches are the ones that are "winged." The ones that are emotional and spur of the moment. I hate when people read their speeches off of a note card. It strikes me as a bit pompous.
#26re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:45pm
Kringas--- Jennifer Hudson for Sainthood!!!!
doodle--- ...or ho, either way.
And Effie Im TIRED--- Seems that you have more than ONE complaint about this board... And huge bitches who live in glass houses shouldn't call the kettle black!
...Or something like that.
* waits for Kringas or doodle to think that was a racial comment or an attack on Beyonce *
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#27re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:47pmNot to mention a diss to "thick" women.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#28re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:48pmalls I know is, Beyonce loves kettle potato chips...coincidence?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#29re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:51pm
Okay, you got me.
Dang, doodle, you always call me on my sh*t.
* giggles just a little at "dang doodle" *
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
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#30re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:51pm
Kalimba - I know! That was the point. Har har. I actually really love Earth, Wind, & Fire.
Best12bars- How dare you call Beyonce a big black kettle! Was that a racist comment?
Wrong, sir. Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#31re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:52pmJennifer Hudson pooped on Beyonce's shoes.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#32re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:53pmeveryone always giggles at my dang doodle!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#33re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:53pmJ-Hud doesn't poop. She's a celebrity now.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#34re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:54pm
A brief comic interruption, courtesy of David Spade . . . his prediction on Beyonce's reaction if Jennifer Hudson won.
David Spade
#35re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 4:54pm
"J-Hud doesn't poop. She's a celebrity now."
Yes she does, but she has Anika to wipe her butt now.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#36re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 5:03pmdoodle: That just made me do a spit-take, because in Guatemala a "nika" is a type of bedpan for toddlers. Thus, "Yes she does, but she has a nika to wipe her butt now" has a different meaning to me. I was, like, "My, potties have become very high-tech since I was a babe."
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#37re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 8:06pm
Effie Im TIRED, I liked you're speech.
:-]
"Anybody that goes to the theater, I think we’re all misfits, so we ended up on stage or in the audience.” --- Patti LuPone.
#38re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 8:54pm
She was one of hte few people that actually seemed to CARE that they won an Oscar. It's kinda a big deal and most people are like "whatever, I'd like to thank my agent, the gang down at Sony"...blah
That's why I've been a fan of Anika Noni Rose, when she won her tony she cried and talked about how she dreamed of winning one as a child
It makes them relatable...and likeable :)
and all that I could do because of you was talk of love...
#39re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 8:57pm
I don't think they don't care. They are overwhelmed. Not all people start crying and yelling when they get overwhelmed. Some get quiet.
I loved the guy who won the first award of the night. It was for Pan's Labyrinth, I think for Art Direction. While he was giving his speech, his hand holding his piece of paper was shaking so hard. It was adorable. My mom wanted to give him a hug. 
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#40re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 9:13pmI do have to say, I was sooooo Happy when she thanked J-Hol. That Made the night for me.
#41re: Write Your Own Acceptance Speech for J-Hud
Posted: 2/26/07 at 9:43pmShe could have thanked Michael Bennett. No one involved with the film that won an award thanked him. He deserved a little kudos.
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
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