Nooooooooooo. I knew it. I knew that after the critical reception, the chances of me seeing this would be slim. Just didn't think it would be this soon.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."