Perhaps this would be a good time to name those classic posters of years pass who you miss or who haven't posted in a very long time. My heart still breaks when I think of MargoChanning.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)