The seven dwarfs always left Snow White alone to go work in the mine early each morning.
As each lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, Snow White began calling out, 'Hello! Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing;
'Vote for Gordon Brown, vote for Gordon Brown
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.
Updated On: 5/5/10 at 10:10 AM