#26
Posted: 2/22/21 at 10:15am
Wicked: sometimes the terrorists are right... also sometimes the terrorists are lesbians.
Draw the wrong moral from a musical — Page 2
#27
Posted: 2/22/21 at 2:17pm
“The white woman will prevail over the Asians!”
South Pacific, The King and I, Miss Saigon, Thoroughly Modern Millie, just about every show with Asian characters
South Pacific, The King and I, Miss Saigon, Thoroughly Modern Millie, just about every show with Asian characters
#28
Posted: 2/26/21 at 5:28pm
Carousel: Hit your wife, mess up a botched robbery, commit suicide and you will still get a good song in the Second Act.
#29
Posted: 2/26/21 at 10:09pm
Chicago: If you're an attractive woman who can sing and dance,you can get away with murder--literally.
Updated On: 2/26/21 at 10:09 PM
#30
Posted: 2/26/21 at 10:15pm
Don't go to a dance at the gym, because you'll be closer to death
#31
Posted: 3/18/21 at 1:46pm
Sweeney Todd: Don’t wait to kill your enemy
“Somebody stop me before I sing again” - Bazzard
#32
Posted: 3/18/21 at 11:38pm
One has to wonder...in Into the Woods after they kill the giant AND the giant's wife, wouldn't the rest of the giant community get pissed and come down and the baker, cinderella, Little red, and Jack just constantly have to slay giants for the rest of their life.
All this to say, the wrong moral of Into the Woods is giants have family members and other connections you may have to take out as well
#33
Posted: 3/18/21 at 11:38pm
One has to wonder...in Into the Woods after they kill the giant AND the giant's wife, wouldn't the rest of the giant community get pissed and come down and the baker, cinderella, Little red, and Jack just constantly have to slay giants for the rest of their life.
All this to say, the wrong moral of Into the Woods is giants have family members and other connections you may have to take out as well
#34
Posted: 3/19/21 at 12:19am
The moral of Cats is that you should put your old cat to sleep.
#35
Posted: 3/19/21 at 2:07am
Sweet Charity: No one buys the cow if they get the milk for free. Old whores die broke and alone.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#36
Posted: 3/19/21 at 3:02pm
Company:
All of your crazy married friends hate each other and only like you because you're single, and they want you to be as miserable as they are.
Tuck Everlasting:
The only creatures who will be around when the world ends are the Tuck family and a bullfrog.
Follies:
Powerful men are secretly miserable and suicidal, and their sophisticated wives who act like European royalty really long to act like chorus girls.
Brigadoon:
It's best to go to sleep for one hundred years with the girl you love than live in the real world, even though the real world might blow up while you're sleeping.
All of your crazy married friends hate each other and only like you because you're single, and they want you to be as miserable as they are.
Tuck Everlasting:
The only creatures who will be around when the world ends are the Tuck family and a bullfrog.
Follies:
Powerful men are secretly miserable and suicidal, and their sophisticated wives who act like European royalty really long to act like chorus girls.
Brigadoon:
It's best to go to sleep for one hundred years with the girl you love than live in the real world, even though the real world might blow up while you're sleeping.
One Grecian Ern
#37
Posted: 3/25/21 at 9:48am
THE MOST HAPPY FELLA
Women only "want to be wanted, need to be needed."
Again, maybe the right (i.e., intended) moral. But a moral moral? Different matter.
Updated On: 3/25/21 at 09:48 AM
#38
Posted: 3/25/21 at 10:08am
Bettyboy72 said: "Sweet Charity: No one buys the cow if they get the milk for free. Old whores die broke and alone."
Charity is not a prostitute! Perhaps some of the other girls. But, Charity just sells her time! (or so she explains to Oscar)
#39
Posted: 3/25/21 at 1:53pm
I think it’s intentionally ambiguous; the relationship described in Soliloquy is worded in a way that can be interpreted equally as a selfless pushover in a relationship with a needy guy, or as a pimp and his “bottom girl.”
#40
Posted: 3/25/21 at 3:50pm
ggersten said: "Bettyboy72 said: "Sweet Charity: No one buys the cow if they get the milk for free. Old whores die broke and alone."
Charity is not a prostitute! Perhaps some of the other girls. But, Charity just sells her time! (or so she explains to Oscar)"
I never assumed she was a prostitute, but I assumed she put out.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#41
Posted: 3/26/21 at 11:12am
HADESTOWN: Double checking is just not worth it
#42
Posted: 3/28/21 at 5:25pm
rattleNwoolypenguin said: "One has to wonder...in Into the Woods after they kill the giant AND the giant's wife, wouldn't the rest of the giant community get pissed and come down and the baker, cinderella, Little red, and Jack just constantly have to slay giants for the rest of their life.
All this to say, the wrong moral of Into the Woods is giants have family members and other connections you may have to take out as well"
All this to say, the wrong moral of Into the Woods is giants have family members and other connections you may have to take out as well"
Well it’s worth noting, the only reason The Giant’s Wife was able to come down is because of the beanstalk accidentally planted by Cinderella.
The show actually does tease the possibility of another similar incident, as The Witch then plants many more beans during Last Midnight. The other characters then dig the beans out, but it’s never exactly said that they got all of them or not.
“Somebody stop me before I sing again” - Bazzard
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