Favorite Stephen Sondheim lyrics
Favorite Stephen Sondheim lyrics#1
Posted: 10/11/16 at 8:23pm
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#3
Posted: 10/11/16 at 8:42pm
It's a very short road from the pinch and the punch to the paunch and the pouch and the pension.
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#4
Posted: 10/11/16 at 8:46pm
No! Not even figs...raisins! Ah, liaisons!
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#5
Posted: 10/11/16 at 9:26pm
He said, "alright!" But it wasn't quite. Cuz I caught him in the autumn in my garden one night.
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#6
Posted: 10/11/16 at 9:51pm
What if her broach is
Made of glass
And her costumes unravel?
What if her coach is
Second class?
She at least gets to travel.
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#7
Posted: 10/11/16 at 9:58pm
....and if you're real good
i'll make you feel good...
i want your spirits to climb!
so, let me entertain you
and we'll have a real good time, yes sir!
we'll have...a real good tiiiiiiiiiiiii----hiiiiiiiiiime!
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#8
Posted: 10/11/16 at 10:04pm
The sun comes up, I think about you
The coffee cup, I think about you
I want you so, it's like I'm losing my mind
The morning ends, I think about you
I talk to friends and think about you
And do they know it's like I'm losing my mind
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#9
Posted: 10/11/16 at 10:30pm
I feel pretty...
oh so pretty...
i feel pretty, and witty, and gay!
and I pity any girl who isn't me today!
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#10
Posted: 10/11/16 at 10:33pm
I have a moo cow, a new cow, a true cow named Caroline...
She's an extra special friend of mine...moo, moo, moo, moo..
I like everything about her fine...moo, moo, moo, moo!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/06
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#11
Posted: 10/11/16 at 10:37pm
CarlosAlberto said: "I feel pretty...
oh so pretty...
i feel pretty, and witty, and gay!
and I pity any girl who isn't me today!
What I say to myself every morning.
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#12
Posted: 10/11/16 at 10:47pm
The hobbies you pursue together,
Savings you accrue together,
Looks you misconstrue together,
That make marriage a joy.
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#13
Posted: 10/11/16 at 10:47pm
There are bugs on her dugs
There are flies in her eyes
There's a lump on her rump
Big enough to be a hump
AND
We've no time to sit and dither
While her withers wither with her
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#14
Posted: 10/11/16 at 10:55pm
Pantaloons and Tunics!
Courtesans and Eunuchs!
Funerals and Chases!
Baritones and Basses!
Panderers! Philanders!
Cupidity! Timidity!
Mistakes! Fakes! Rhymes! Crimes!
Tumblers! Grumblers! Bumblers! Fumblers!
No Royal Curse! No Trojan Horse!
And a happy ending of course!
Goodness and badness, manifest madness
This time it all turns out all right!
Tragedy tomorrow, Comedy TONIGHT!
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#15
Posted: 10/11/16 at 11:01pm
These aren't necessarily what I consider to be his greatest lyrics, but they're special to me and I love them for a number of reasons.
The child is so sweet and the girls are so rapturous. Isn't it lovely how artists can capture us? -Sunday in the Park with George
There's a lot I'll have missed but I'll not have dead when I die and a person should celebrate everything passing by. -A Little Night Music
Every morning, don't faint, I tend the flowers. Can you believe it? Every weekend I paint for umpteen hours. -Follies
Children need protection just the way they need affection or they wonder and they wander and they run from your little world. -Into the Woods
Smells like piss. Looks like piss. This is piss. Piss with ink. -Sweeney Todd
Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know, everybody DIIIIIIEEEEESSS! -Company
I DESERVE A F#CKING PRIZE -Assassins
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#16
Posted: 10/12/16 at 5:28am
Not clever, doesn't rhyme, isn't profound out of context, but guts me every time I hear it:
I should have worn green.
I wore green the last time,
The time I was happy.
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#17
Posted: 10/12/16 at 6:16am
I chose and my world was shaken. So what?
The choice may have been mistaken; the choosing was not.
You have to move on.
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#18
Posted: 10/12/16 at 6:23am
The roads you never take
Go through rocky ground
Don't they?
The choices that you make
Aren't all that grim.
The worlds you never see
Still will be around,
Won't they!
[This is one of those threads that make me ache for a "like button"]
Chorus Member Joined: 6/1/11
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#20
Posted: 10/12/16 at 7:38am
I'll just leave him a clue:
For example, a shoe.
And then see what he'll do.
Now it's he and not you
Who'll be stuck with a shoe,
In a stew, in the goo.
And I've learned something, too,
Something I never knew,
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#21
Posted: 10/12/16 at 7:42am
That might be effective
My body's alright
But not in perspective
And not in the light.
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#22
Posted: 10/12/16 at 8:09am
Ordinary daughters, which mine (I fear) is not, tend each asset, spend it wisely while it still endures. Mine tours.
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#23
Posted: 10/12/16 at 12:22pm
Tonight, tonight, the world is full of light
With suns and moons all over the place
Tonight, tonight the world is wild and bright
Going mad, shooting sparks into space
Today the world was just an address
A place for me to live in
No better than all right
But here you are and what was just a world is a star tonight
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#24
Posted: 10/12/16 at 3:11pm
Anyone can whistle, that's what they say, easy
Anyone can whistle any old day, easy
It's all so simple, relax, let go, let fly
Please someone tell me why can't I
Famous Stephen Sondheim lyric#25
Posted: 10/12/16 at 4:12pm
Oh if life were only moments
Even now and then a bad one
But if life were only moments
Then you'd never know you had one.
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