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Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
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#75re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 4:14pm
Sorry, here's another one:
Joanna: Will you miss me?
Greg: Only if you leave!
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#76re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 5:27pm
And another:
When Lawerance is showing her the music box:
Christine: Hey! My (grandmother?)sent me one just like this! Except is was a pretzel.
I think that was it..
#77re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:07pm
"my grandmother sent me one just like it from Amish country once. Except it was a pretzel."
close enough. lol.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
Updated On: 5/12/06 at 06:07 PM
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#78re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:23pm
Dre and Dani: Why don't you two just post the entire book? 
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#79re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 7:13pmExcuse me Miss Traci?? Just Dre and Dani?
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#80re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 7:52pm
hehe.
want me too?
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
Rentaholic2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/14/04
#81re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:39pm
I'm sure I heard this line wrong, but doesn't Christine at one point walk up to a desk or something like that and say "oh, my mom sent me something just like this when I was at camp, except it was a pretzel."
I know that sounds retarded, but that's what everyone in my party heard. Does anyone recall this line and know what she actually says?
#82re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:43pmYeah, while they are looking at the music box. I cant remember the exactly what she though...
"The hallmark of aristocracy is responsibility. Oh brother, that got me, that did me in!"
#83re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:44pmlook up a few posts.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#84re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:45pmHah, sorry I'm blind.
"The hallmark of aristocracy is responsibility. Oh brother, that got me, that did me in!"
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#85re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:56pm
One of my favorite quotes is in my sig line - not from the show itself, but from a very, er, forgetful theater patron. Another golden moment is from "Oklahoma?":
"...Cause that freckle on your skin, could do a feller in; and the shade is mighty thin in Oklahoma. And our leading cause of death - is melanoma." I have never heard a song that sings the praises of sun protection or the consequences without.
I showed the lyrics to some co-workers who about fell on the floor laughing - I worked for dermatologists!!! One of the docs promptly posted the lyrics in her office. :)
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#86re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:02pm
oops, sorry I didn't take the time to read the entire thread. So that IS what she says?
I remember thinking it was really funny, but in retrospect...I don't get it. Is there something clever about it, or is it just supposed to be random?
#87re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:24pm
haha nice It's only a play. i know, it's so funny.
rent, yeah, it's just random. but it fits with her character. cause, don;t forget the "how about 4" question. hahaha.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
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#88re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:30pm
I was close with the pretzel joke. Yay.
Yep. Me and Dre will write a book. It's going to be amazing.
With the help of wickedrentq.
We got skills. 
Marguerite Chauvelin
Broadway Star Joined: 7/19/05
#89re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:30pmThank you for this thread. It brings back beautiful memories of three weeks ago :).
If Percy Blakeney were in Les Mis....
Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)
Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)
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#90re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:34pmIt brings back great memories of: 2-23 and 4-22. Good times.
#91re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:43pm
you saw it on Feb. 23rd?
yes, when should we start the book?
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
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#92re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/13/06 at 9:48am
Yep. 2-23: first time seeing it.
And. Here's antoher quote:
(I forgot the lines before this, I seriously have the worst memory alive)
Andre: ...I heard him moaning through the walls!
Lawerance looks at him
Andre: (Clears throat) I was there on offical police bussiness
I'm not sure if that was even close. Bad memory. Grr
Updated On: 5/13/06 at 09:48 AM
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#93re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/13/06 at 4:45pm
Andddddd... here's another quote/segment of a scene:
At the end of Finale (I think they recently added this, because the last time I saw it they didn't have this in the scene) Lawerance stops and says: 'Where's my wallet?'
Then they all exchange wallets.
It might have always been in there, i'm always 99.9% wrong about everything.
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#94re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/13/06 at 6:39pmHmm. When should we start the book?
#95re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/13/06 at 7:07pm
Andre: ...I could hear him moaning through the hotelwalls myself!
Lawrence looks at him
Andre: (Clears throat) Happening to be there on offical police bussiness
sorry, had to correct it. yeah, they always had that wallet thing. hmm.
I questioned the Feb. 23, cause that is my birthday!
uh, when ever you want!
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
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Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/06
#96re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/13/06 at 7:09pm
Hmmm..
I'm always wrong. Lol.
#97re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/13/06 at 7:15pmsorry! I think it's the english major in me.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
WiiCKED x3
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/06
#98re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/13/06 at 7:20pm
I suck at english. I always write run on sentances.
Random.
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#99re: Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted: 5/16/06 at 6:28pm
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Great Big Stuff
Dirty Rotten Number
Nothing Is Too Wonderful To Be True
Oaklahoma?
Give Them What They Want
What Was A Woman To Do
Chimp In A Suit
Ruffhousin' Mit Shuffhausen
The More We Dance
Love Is My Legs
Overture
Finale
I don't like EVERY song.
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