Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?- Page 4

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 4:14pm

Sorry, here's another one:

Joanna: Will you miss me?

Greg: Only if you leave!

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 5:27pm

And another:

When Lawerance is showing her the music box:

Christine: Hey! My (grandmother?)sent me one just like this! Except is was a pretzel.

I think that was it..

[Dre2387]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:07pm

"my grandmother sent me one just like it from Amish country once. Except it was a pretzel."

close enough. lol.

Updated On: 5/12/06 at 06:07 PM

[Traci]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:23pm

Dre and Dani: Why don't you two just post the entire book?

[wickedrentq]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 7:13pm

Excuse me Miss Traci?? Just Dre and Dani?

[Dre2387]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 7:52pm

hehe.

want me too?

[Rentaholic2]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:39pm

I'm sure I heard this line wrong, but doesn't Christine at one point walk up to a desk or something like that and say "oh, my mom sent me something just like this when I was at camp, except it was a pretzel."


I know that sounds retarded, but that's what everyone in my party heard. Does anyone recall this line and know what she actually says?

[dirty rotten guy]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:43pm

Yeah, while they are looking at the music box. I cant remember the exactly what she though...

[Dre2387]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:44pm

look up a few posts.

[dirty rotten guy]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:45pm

Hah, sorry I'm blind.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:56pm

One of my favorite quotes is in my sig line - not from the show itself, but from a very, er, forgetful theater patron. Another golden moment is from "Oklahoma?":

"...Cause that freckle on your skin, could do a feller in; and the shade is mighty thin in Oklahoma. And our leading cause of death - is melanoma." I have never heard a song that sings the praises of sun protection or the consequences without.

I showed the lyrics to some co-workers who about fell on the floor laughing - I worked for dermatologists!!! One of the docs promptly posted the lyrics in her office. :)

[Rentaholic2]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:02pm

oops, sorry I didn't take the time to read the entire thread. So that IS what she says?

I remember thinking it was really funny, but in retrospect...I don't get it. Is there something clever about it, or is it just supposed to be random?

[Dre2387]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:24pm

haha nice It's only a play. i know, it's so funny.

rent, yeah, it's just random. but it fits with her character. cause, don;t forget the "how about 4" question. hahaha.

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:30pm

I was close with the pretzel joke. Yay.

Yep. Me and Dre will write a book. It's going to be amazing.
With the help of wickedrentq.

We got skills.

[Marguerite Chauvelin]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:30pm

Thank you for this thread. It brings back beautiful memories of three weeks ago :).

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:34pm

It brings back great memories of: 2-23 and 4-22. Good times.

[Dre2387]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:43pm

you saw it on Feb. 23rd?

yes, when should we start the book?

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 9:48am

Yep. 2-23: first time seeing it.

And. Here's antoher quote:

(I forgot the lines before this, I seriously have the worst memory alive)

Andre: ...I heard him moaning through the walls!
Lawerance looks at him
Andre: (Clears throat) I was there on offical police bussiness


I'm not sure if that was even close. Bad memory. Grr


Updated On: 5/13/06 at 09:48 AM

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 4:45pm

Andddddd... here's another quote/segment of a scene:

At the end of Finale (I think they recently added this, because the last time I saw it they didn't have this in the scene) Lawerance stops and says: 'Where's my wallet?'
Then they all exchange wallets.

It might have always been in there, i'm always 99.9% wrong about everything.

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 6:39pm

Hmm. When should we start the book?

[Dre2387]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 7:07pm

Andre: ...I could hear him moaning through the hotelwalls myself!
Lawrence looks at him
Andre: (Clears throat) Happening to be there on offical police bussiness

sorry, had to correct it. yeah, they always had that wallet thing. hmm.

I questioned the Feb. 23, cause that is my birthday!

uh, when ever you want!

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 7:09pm

Hmmm..

I'm always wrong. Lol.

[Dre2387]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 7:15pm

sorry! I think it's the english major in me.

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/13/06 at 7:20pm

I suck at english. I always write run on sentances.

Random.

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/16/06 at 6:28pm

My favorite songs would have to be...


All About Ruprecht
Great Big Stuff
Dirty Rotten Number
Nothing Is Too Wonderful To Be True
Oaklahoma?
Give Them What They Want
What Was A Woman To Do
Chimp In A Suit
Ruffhousin' Mit Shuffhausen
The More We Dance
Love Is My Legs
Overture
Finale



I don't like EVERY song.