Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?- Page 2

[Billboard Girl]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 6:48pm

My favorite line is during the scene where Freddy and Lawrence first meet on the train. I'm not sure if this is the exact wording...

Freddy: Do you know what it feels like to take a woman for $20?
Lawrence: I believe that's a bit out of my price range.

It's such a hilarious double entendre.

[dirty rotten guy]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 6:57pm

I think Lawrence's responce is:
"Im afraid thats a bit out of my class"

Then Norb tells him not to sell himself short.

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 7:14pm

I think Lawrence's responce is:
"Im afraid thats a bit out of my class"


yep. it is

[MissElphie]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 7:30pm

The sex and bacon joke already mentioned has always been my favorite quote. I laughed so hard I choked at that.

[shesamarshmallow]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 8:06pm

I love "Ew, nougat!" and the ensuing hilarity.

[wickedrentq]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 8:55pm

"Cheer up buckaroo, have some jerky!" (and all that ensues after it)

Wiicked, the conversation before Norbert says he's still in the room isn't...dirty...it's a direct quote from My Fair Lady.

[Testing1232]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 9:39pm

" I too have felt the benefit of the mild antihistimine"

"I can blow up your little neck pillow"

[greeneyed_one]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 9:47pm

Love when Freddy's first getting on the tran with the book-"That Judas, what a character" (or something like that)

[Dre2387]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 9:47pm

neck pillow! I always 'awww' after that!

[Yeah, um, no.]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 9:55pm

Almost any line from Great Big Stuff:

Now I know where I belong-
A life of taste and class
With culture and sophisitication
pouring out my ass

The Islands in the winter
The Hamptons in the summer,
The fashion plate I date'll give me
Hummers in my Hummer.

I just want someone to
Love me...
For my money

and on....

[TheaterAddict7652]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 10:08pm

Love when Freddy's first getting on the tran with the book-"That Judas, what a character" (or something like that)

Love the Bible quotes...

[ProducersFan]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 10:28pm

I love the "Well, merde!" after the roulette scene.

Oh it's been so long since I've seen this show... I've missed all of these fantastic lines!

[gumbo2]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 10:35pm

First one that popped into my head was the sex and bacon quote. They're all brilliant.

[wickedrentq]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 10:47pm

Some more in the honor of procrastination:

"You're a man, she's a woman, you're French." (or vice-versa)
"Only by birth and affectation."

"Owww-yoo--dill-ay-hee-ho"
"That's lovely my boy!"

"Doctor, he's so happy, he's crying!"

"I believe what I have is...dance fever."

"When I woke up I was completely numb...from the waist down."

"I caught her with the Dance USA orchestra."
"The entire orchestra?"
"Nope, just the brass section."

"If music be the food of love, he ate my schmorgas board"

"An entire nation will lick your head."

"You have a lot of energy, don't you?"

"I'm charminger than you."

"Well, it's not like you'll be the only royalty there."
"I won't?"
"Nope. There is a Dairy Queen right down the road!"

"Jolene as your people say...ya!"

Norbert after saying well she seems nice: "O-K-L-A-H-O..."

"It's a little funny."

"Oh, it's like the David!"

"Gorgeous!"
"Well, I work out."

"You love me? Well, yeah, I guess I'm pretty lovable."

"You go that way, k?"

"I think we're good now, thank you."

"I can't stand to see him like this."
"Yah, perhaps you're right."
::shuts door::

"Is the balcony moving?"
"No!"

"Buzz, who is the one person in the entire world that you would like to see at this moment?
"Umm, umm, grandma?"

Enough for now.

[jewishboy]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 11:23pm

always my favorite in the song, Like Zis/ Like Zat

Greg: And though I am no prance
Joanna: No, Prince
Greg: My looks might make you wance
Joanna: Wince
Greg: I offer you romance
Joanna: Romince
Greg + Joanna: "Oh" "ah"
Greg: Come on let's dince

[SirLiir]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 11:30pm

Keep in mind there have been numerous changes made to the dialogue since John Lithgow left, some better, some worse. The show is just a gem. Why aren't you seeing it there now!

[Lamc16]

Posted: 5/8/06 at 11:37pm

My GOD, it's like the DAVID!

Genes are important, but lighting is everything.

Love is my legs, and you are my love, so you are my legs, my Love.

[ProducersFan]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 12:19am

I loved the whole scene where Joanna was playing tour guide in an art museum. Does anyone happen to have the script to that scene? I especially liked when the statue turned to show it's naked ...

As an Art History major, I appreciated that moment.

[wickedrentq]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 12:26am

Lamc...I think it's breeding is important...I'm honestly not positive.

Yeah Liir, I used quotes from both.

[Lamc16]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 12:35am

breeding, genes, whatever...

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 6:19pm

i love all of these quotes

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 6:19pm

i love all of these quotes

[WiiCKED x3]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 6:20pm

i love all of these quotes

[defygravity2]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 7:13pm

"....And though two aces beat you blind, they'll never beat three of a kind...."

My very favorite line in the entire show!

[BwayBaby18]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 7:37pm

"Well, it's not like you'll be the only royalty there."
"I won't?"
"Nope. There is a Dairy Queen right down the road!"

best by far