Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels? — Page 2

I think Lawrence's responce is:
"Im afraid thats a bit out of my class"

Then Norb tells him not to sell himself short.

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The sex and bacon joke already mentioned has always been my favorite quote. I laughed so hard I choked at that.

"Cheer up buckaroo, have some jerky!" (and all that ensues after it)

Wiicked, the conversation before Norbert says he's still in the room isn't...dirty...it's a direct quote from My Fair Lady.

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Love when Freddy's first getting on the tran with the book-"That Judas, what a character" (or something like that)

Almost any line from Great Big Stuff:

Now I know where I belong-
A life of taste and class
With culture and sophisitication
pouring out my ass

The Islands in the winter
The Hamptons in the summer,
The fashion plate I date'll give me
Hummers in my Hummer.

I just want someone to
Love me...
For my money

and on....

I love the "Well, merde!" after the roulette scene.

Oh it's been so long since I've seen this show... I've missed all of these fantastic lines!

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Some more in the honor of procrastination:

"You're a man, she's a woman, you're French." (or vice-versa)
"Only by birth and affectation."

"Owww-yoo--dill-ay-hee-ho"
"That's lovely my boy!"

"Doctor, he's so happy, he's crying!"

"I believe what I have is...dance fever."

"When I woke up I was completely numb...from the waist down."

"I caught her with the Dance USA orchestra."
"The entire orchestra?"
"Nope, just the brass section."

"If music be the food of love, he ate my schmorgas board"

"An entire nation will lick your head."

"You have a lot of energy, don't you?"

"I'm charminger than you."

"Well, it's not like you'll be the only royalty there."
"I won't?"
"Nope. There is a Dairy Queen right down the road!"

"Jolene as your people say...ya!"

Norbert after saying well she seems nice: "O-K-L-A-H-O..."

"It's a little funny."

"Oh, it's like the David!"

"Gorgeous!"
"Well, I work out."

"You love me? Well, yeah, I guess I'm pretty lovable."

"You go that way, k?"

"I think we're good now, thank you."

"I can't stand to see him like this."
"Yah, perhaps you're right."
::shuts door::

"Is the balcony moving?"
"No!"

"Buzz, who is the one person in the entire world that you would like to see at this moment?
"Umm, umm, grandma?"

Enough for now.

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Keep in mind there have been numerous changes made to the dialogue since John Lithgow left, some better, some worse. The show is just a gem. Why aren't you seeing it there now!

I loved the whole scene where Joanna was playing tour guide in an art museum. Does anyone happen to have the script to that scene? I especially liked when the statue turned to show it's naked ...

As an Art History major, I appreciated that moment.

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breeding, genes, whatever...

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i love all of these quotes

"....And though two aces beat you blind, they'll never beat three of a kind...."

My very favorite line in the entire show!