#51
Posted: 5/9/06 at 8:40pm
ahh. sorry i kept posting. my computers soo screwed up.
Favorite quote from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels? — Page 3
#52
Posted: 5/9/06 at 8:48pm
*cries*
I love you dee are ess.
I love you dee are ess.
MWAH! -Meghan
NYC PART III: 24 sleeps!
Andre:I'll miss you.
Muriel: You will?
Andre: Only if you leave.
NYC PART III: 24 sleeps!
Andre:I'll miss you.
Muriel: You will?
Andre: Only if you leave.
#53
Posted: 5/9/06 at 8:51pm
wqr, i think the quote is "Jolene as your people say...wow"
but the whole show is brilliant! the whole show should be quoted here.
but the whole show is brilliant! the whole show should be quoted here.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#54
Posted: 5/9/06 at 9:31pm
i agree.
Updated On: 5/10/06 at 09:31 PM
#55
Posted: 5/9/06 at 9:38pm
My own personal Zamboni-
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#56
Posted: 5/9/06 at 11:19pm
Well Dre, I wasn't positive he said yah...but wow wouldn't make sense...because they say "yah" during the song...maybe it's a combination of woah and yah?
who's wqr? :-P
Wiicked, sadly I think I've been working on it.
And OMG...I can't believe I never new that aces line...I did what I did when I was little, and just sang words that I never realized didn't make sense:
And though two aces be too blind
They'll never be three of a kind
I don't know I thought it had something to do with two together can have lots of talent? but be blind, and the third helps them overcome?
Yeah, that's bad. I used to think from Natalie Imbruglia's Torn, the lyrics were "lying make-it on the floor"
who's wqr? :-P
Wiicked, sadly I think I've been working on it.
And OMG...I can't believe I never new that aces line...I did what I did when I was little, and just sang words that I never realized didn't make sense:
And though two aces be too blind
They'll never be three of a kind
I don't know I thought it had something to do with two together can have lots of talent? but be blind, and the third helps them overcome?
Yeah, that's bad. I used to think from Natalie Imbruglia's Torn, the lyrics were "lying make-it on the floor"
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#57
Posted: 5/9/06 at 11:38pm
Freddy: ...don't snore at the opera.
Lawrence: It was Wagner.
Freddy: It was 6 hours! I don't even like to have sex and eat bacon for 6 hours!
or
Andre: They have these big pencils - I dont know"
Best lines in the whole show
Lawrence: It was Wagner.
Freddy: It was 6 hours! I don't even like to have sex and eat bacon for 6 hours!
or
Andre: They have these big pencils - I dont know"
Best lines in the whole show
<------ Me and my friends with patti Lupone at my friends afterparty for her concert with audra mcdonald during the summer of 2007.
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
#58
Posted: 5/9/06 at 11:57pm
i always love:
andre: we haven't been introduced!
muriel: i'm muriel of omaha
andre: pleased to meet you!
muriel: ...it's mutual.
i love joanna and greg.
andre: we haven't been introduced!
muriel: i'm muriel of omaha
andre: pleased to meet you!
muriel: ...it's mutual.
i love joanna and greg.
#59
Posted: 5/10/06 at 5:06pm
Reading these quotes is reminding me how great the show is & how much I need to see it again befor Norb leaves.
The WHOLE song of "Love is My Legs" makes me laugh till my cheeks hurt ( Both sets!)
The other two moments for me- the "ah jeez" Feddie gives when trying to come up with examples in "Nothing is TOO Wonderful"
and the whimper in "Ruffhousen" ( the Nope also breaks me up)
The WHOLE song of "Love is My Legs" makes me laugh till my cheeks hurt ( Both sets!)
The other two moments for me- the "ah jeez" Feddie gives when trying to come up with examples in "Nothing is TOO Wonderful"
and the whimper in "Ruffhousen" ( the Nope also breaks me up)
#60
Posted: 5/10/06 at 6:36pm
Wrq (sorry): actually, i meant to write "Woah." not wow.
also, I love :
Freddy: We decided, if we won, we would pay off the farm, put Grandma in a home, sell the horses for glue, and just live happily ever after.
love that part.
also, I love :
Freddy: We decided, if we won, we would pay off the farm, put Grandma in a home, sell the horses for glue, and just live happily ever after.
love that part.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#61
Posted: 5/10/06 at 11:50pm
just thought of another one
Muriel: It's all accordian to how you look at it.
haha. it's a cheap joke, but funny.
Muriel: It's all accordian to how you look at it.
haha. it's a cheap joke, but funny.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#62
Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:13am
got another one. hehe.
right after Lawrence escorts Freddy out of Christine's suite after Love is My Legs:
Freddy: NO! NO! NO! NO! SH*T! Ok, how, in THE hell, did you get off that ship?
Lawrence: Simple, I never got on it.
Freddy: What about those two sailors?
Lawrence: Three sailors Freddy.
Freddy: What do you mean?
Lawrence: I'm a commander of the Royal British Navy Reserve.
Freddy: Wow. Is that you in the hat?
Lawrence: Yeah.
Freddy: Cool hat.
Lawrence: Thanks.
Freddy: Well, you think you got me, don't you? Believe me....
Andre: Pardon.
Muriel: Oo, jean darn. (I think)
Andre: I found champange!!
haha
haha
right after Lawrence escorts Freddy out of Christine's suite after Love is My Legs:
Freddy: NO! NO! NO! NO! SH*T! Ok, how, in THE hell, did you get off that ship?
Lawrence: Simple, I never got on it.
Freddy: What about those two sailors?
Lawrence: Three sailors Freddy.
Freddy: What do you mean?
Lawrence: I'm a commander of the Royal British Navy Reserve.
Freddy: Wow. Is that you in the hat?
Lawrence: Yeah.
Freddy: Cool hat.
Lawrence: Thanks.
Freddy: Well, you think you got me, don't you? Believe me....
Andre: Pardon.
Muriel: Oo, jean darn. (I think)
Andre: I found champange!!
haha
haha
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#64
Posted: 5/11/06 at 10:47am
Gout!
Surprised no one said that--it's so nutty and sums up what Freddy thinks is "classy" so well.
Surprised no one said that--it's so nutty and sums up what Freddy thinks is "classy" so well.
#65
Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:46am
Freddy: No. Really?? Nooooooooo!
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#66
Posted: 5/11/06 at 2:48pm
I just want someone to love me............for my MONEY!
#67
Posted: 5/11/06 at 3:28pm
I just remebered these:
Lawerance: I thought you said that your grandma tends to 'tip over'
Freddy: Yeah, only when she's loaded
anddd...
Jolene: .. And then, I ordered the ICED TEA!
Lawerance: I thought you said that your grandma tends to 'tip over'
Freddy: Yeah, only when she's loaded
anddd...
Jolene: .. And then, I ordered the ICED TEA!
#68
Posted: 5/11/06 at 3:32pm
like I said before, every single line has something funny about it. Whether it be the content or the way the performer presents it. or what the circumstances are when the perfomer says it. lol. love them all! Jeffery Lane is a comedic genius. he needs to do more work on Broadway.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#69
Posted: 5/11/06 at 4:28pm
I agree with the pencil line. Also
M - I Like it here
A - But there's no prance
M - I know
A - No kingdom
M - I know
A - No fantasy. Although there was that one last night...
M - The Prussian butler...
A - and the French maid
M - and the Eskimo pie!
(it's the look on Greg's face that makes this priceless!)
I also love
fishsticks from the haddock come
For some reason that one line just cracks me up!
M - I Like it here
A - But there's no prance
M - I know
A - No kingdom
M - I know
A - No fantasy. Although there was that one last night...
M - The Prussian butler...
A - and the French maid
M - and the Eskimo pie!
(it's the look on Greg's face that makes this priceless!)
I also love
fishsticks from the haddock come
For some reason that one line just cracks me up!
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#70
Posted: 5/11/06 at 4:51pm
greg's face with every line is hilarious. especially when he is on the balcony with Muriel.
ooo, here is another one:
(silence. Andre laughing. stare from Lawrence. stops.)
Andre: It was a little funny.
ooo, here is another one:
(silence. Andre laughing. stare from Lawrence. stops.)
Andre: It was a little funny.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#71
Posted: 5/11/06 at 6:27pm
"the little hombre.... ___ Bentwick...
"he's a mute"...
"he's a mute"...
#73
Posted: 5/11/06 at 6:28pm
" I bring you this gift from (a broad) "...
#74
Posted: 5/11/06 at 7:39pm
why did you not include the first word in that quote?
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#75
Posted: 5/12/06 at 3:31pm
Here's a sad attempt to put together a well thought out line:
Freddy: 'Yeah.. I just can't wait to see the look on her face when she wakes up and finds that brand new leg under the tree'
Yes. That was a really sad attempt.
Freddy: 'Yeah.. I just can't wait to see the look on her face when she wakes up and finds that brand new leg under the tree'
Yes. That was a really sad attempt.
Updated On: 5/12/06 at 03:31 PM
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