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Ford Center gets a new name

#0Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 8:30am

According to today's NY Times, the Ford Center will be renamed the Hilton Theatre (thankfully, not in honor of Paris). It will be effective by the time Chitty Chitty Bang Bang begins performances. The option on the name remains in place for 10 years.

While all the corporate naming of theatres is generally soulless, at least the Hilton Theatre rolls off the tongue easier than the Ford Center for the Performing Arts.
Ford Center renamed Updated On: 11/17/04 at 08:30 AM

#1re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 10:15am

This is so stupid!
What next.....

The Tampax Theater for Performing Arts?
Viagra Theater in the Round?
LeapFrog Center for Childrens Theater?

Come on People!

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#2re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:31am

The first thing I thought of when I started to read that was "oh God... they are NOT naming a theatre for Paris." Thankfully, my thought process is the mass-media induced one of an American teenager, and this isn't the case, though it's just as weird.

Hm...


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#3re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:33am

"The Tampax Theater for Performing Arts?"

I JUST said that same thing to someone last week!


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WOSQ
#4re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:39am

Here we go again:

Brooks Brothers Atkinson Theatre
Imperial Margarine Theatre
P C Richard Rodgers Theatre
Virginia Is For Lovers Theatre
Cadillac Winter Garden Theatre...oh, wait a minute....


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magruder
#5re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:43am

Henry Miller Lite Theatre?


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#6re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:58pm

Chrysler Plymouth Theatre?


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WayWicked
#7re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 2:30pm

Winterfresh Garden Theater

Winter Home & Garden TV Theater


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#8re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 2:34pm

I think this whole thing is very upsetting.


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#9re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 4:51pm

St. James could be the Monopoly Theater

The Minskoff Theatre could be the MiniSkirt Theater

and such

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#10re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/17/04 at 6:49pm

That name is even worse than the current name of that theatre. I think corporation names plastered onto broadway theatres takes away the integrity of the place.


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#11re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/18/04 at 1:35am

I actually like the new name...I'm not a fan of THE FORD CENTER...it's so bland. Did the Hilton's buy the space?


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#12re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/18/04 at 8:55am

What a stupid question! This really proves you are a BXX idiot! lol

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#13re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:30am

The Depends Center for matinee musicals.


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WOSQ
#14re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:31am

Then again, "Ford's" as a name does have a bad luck reputation. Just look a five dollar bill....


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#15re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:50am

A name change from Ford to Hilton is really just a lateral move. Questions of "better" or "worse" are really irrelevant, I think.

Interesting that we have theatres named for real estate magnates, corporations, theatre owners, WIVES of theatre owners, and two theatre critics, but when it comes down to names of the actors, writers, directors of musicals, only ten Broadway theatres out of nearly 40 bear the name of those who CREATED theatre (Neil Simon, Eugene O'Neill, Alfred Lunt and Lynn Fontanne, Helen Hayes, Edwin Booth, George and Ira Gershwin, John Golden, David Belasco, Richard Rodgers, George Broadhurst).

Again, where it the Arthur Miller, Tennessee Williams, Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, Oscar Hammerstein II, Stephen Sondheim, Ethel Merman... et al.


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#16re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:55am

Well just think if we could name them there would be the

ILUVWCKD Theater
Millie Fovever Playhouse
Cheyenne Center for the Performing Arts (oh maybe that is one....)

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#17re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/18/04 at 5:17pm

ugh....corporate theatre......

add another nail to the coffin.


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#18re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/18/04 at 5:24pm

Will audiences be forced to take late check-out?


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#19re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:11pm

Speaking of theater names, the old movie theaters of the 20's had names you could sink your teeth into. For example:

1. Paramount
2. Alhambra
3. Majestic
4. Granada
5. Paradise
6. Valencia
7. Roxy
8. Capitol
9. Hollywood
10.Criterion


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Updated On: 11/18/04 at 10:11 PM

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#20re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:38am

This is such a good thing. The more commercial we can make Broadway the better if you think practically and economically rather than artistically.

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#21re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:22pm

I think this is so tacky.


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#22re: Ford Center gets a new name
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:40pm

It makes sense to me. Frankly, the Hilton name, though recently tarnished with Paris's video, has always been associated with prime real estate and success. I mean, The Ford Center? You guys honestly think that Ford having a theatre named after it is better than Hilton?
Ford = cars
Hilton = five-star hotels
It looks better to me this way.
But I DO think the possibility of companies that have nothing to do with entertainment or the arts encroaching on Broadway is a real one. Hell, FORD is a prime example.
On a side note, it is terribly unfortunate that the first show in the newly renamed Hilton Theatre has the last two words of its title: Bang Bang re: Ford Center gets a new name
*shudders*


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