Every time this thread resurfaces, I get a little knot in my stomach.
I DON'T WANT to rant about what a complete hack I think Fallin is, and yet people keep reviving this thread, and tempting me with comments I agree with, and want to expound upon, and posting examples of his "art" (I just threw up a little bit in my mouth after using the word, "art" - even though I used sarcastic quotes around the word...)
Every time I see another Fallin example, I say a little prayer to Al Hirschfeld, asking him to forgive Fallin "for he knows not what he does".