Joe Jonas to "Succeed" Darren Criss?

[AC126748]

Joe Jonas to "Succeed" Darren Criss?#1

Posted: 8/3/11 at 1:46pm

Rumor is that the middle Jonas will be the long-term Finch replacement after Darren Criss's three week stint.
http://www.theateradvisorblog.com/will-joe-jonas-replace-darren-criss-in-how-to-succeed/

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

[AwesomeDanny]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#2

Posted: 8/3/11 at 1:55pm

I really hope not. Was he the one who did Les Miserables? That was awful.

[CurtainPullDowner]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#2

Posted: 8/3/11 at 1:57pm

I was thinkin' they'd hire a Jonii, but I thought Nick.

[AC126748]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#3

Posted: 8/3/11 at 1:57pm

That was Nick, the youngest Jonas who's currently doing HAIRSPRAY at the Hollywood Bowl.

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

[Justin D]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#4

Posted: 8/3/11 at 2:24pm

Yes, Nick was in Les Mis. I'm not a huge Jonas fan but I think Joe is the better vocalist, but not 100% sure.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27199361@N08/ Phantom at the Royal Empire Theatre

[Kad]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#5

Posted: 8/3/11 at 2:27pm

How to Make Sell Tickets on Broadway Without Really Trying.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

[HistoryBoy2]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#6

Posted: 8/3/11 at 2:30pm

I pretty sure it's gonna be Lauren Ambrose.

[givesmevoice]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#7

Posted: 8/3/11 at 2:31pm

This thread is sexist.

When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

[adamgreer]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#8

Posted: 8/3/11 at 2:48pm

And racist.

[best12bars]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#9

Posted: 8/3/11 at 2:53pm

And Jonist.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[everythingtaboo]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#10

Posted: 8/3/11 at 2:55pm

And heightist.

"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008

[desiree armfeldt]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#11

Posted: 8/3/11 at 2:55pm

Joe was in Baz Luhrmann's La Boheme on Bway

[CurtainPullDowner]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#12

Posted: 8/3/11 at 3:05pm

Yes, he was, on a skateboard.
I hear he also studied Opera in his youth.

[givesmevoice]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#13

Posted: 8/3/11 at 3:07pm

I hear he has a Fendi purse and a silver Lexus.

When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

[Johnnycantdecide]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#14

Posted: 8/3/11 at 3:31pm

I heard he saw John Stamos on a plane one time.. and he told him he was pretty!

[AC126748]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#15

Posted: 8/3/11 at 4:11pm

I wonder if, like his brother, he'll always look constipated while performing. Or is that just Nick's thing?

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

[best12bars]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#16

Posted: 8/3/11 at 5:21pm

You mean like every other young male pop singer today?

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[kikki327]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#17

Posted: 8/3/11 at 6:27pm

as a lover of both Broadway and the JoBros....I am scared for what Joe will do to this role...i hope if its true he gets a lot of coaching because as much as i love him, he needs help with his acting. a lot of it. but best of luck Joe, no matter what you'll be looking good onstage.

[aasjb4ever]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#18

Posted: 8/3/11 at 10:39pm

One time Joe Jonas punched me in the face...it was awesome.

[singalongsong2]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#19

Posted: 8/3/11 at 10:43pm

He is so fetch.

[Overkill]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#20

Posted: 8/3/11 at 11:00pm

I give up all hope for this production to improve. Never thought I'd WISH Daniel Radcliffe would just keep playing the role. What terrible casting. Lord knows it'll bring them the money they want. For SOME reason, it seems like they're trying to get teenaged girls to come see How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying. WTF? Harry Potter, the OTHER Harry Potter and a Jonas Brother. (At least the first Harry Potter can act.)

[The Josh]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#21

Posted: 8/3/11 at 11:06pm

I was wondering who would replace Criss... they're running out of Harry Potters.

[geudupe]

Joe Jonas to 'Succeed' Darren Criss?#22

Posted: 8/4/11 at 12:46am

Rachel Dratch, perhaps?