I've never seen "Lion King". I think of it as a children's show. Also, "Book of Mormon" doesn't really have much appeal to me. Tho, I think "Turn It Off" is somewhat funny. I could never see "Rock of Ages". The whole sexy rocker chick thing is not my cup of tea. Also, the music would probably be too loud (prone to migraines).
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)